It is weird now they don’t have names on. After a bit of digging, that one was by @Abbey_s_Husband.
It’s a very funny review, but I think the circumstances aren’t that easy to replicate. 
I think what I’m looking for is a guide to that particular style of review writing.
At the moment we have the How to Write a Great Review guide, but that steers you more towards an honest appraisal of the product rather than the puns. It’s very old though (2012, I think?), and doing it that way does not get me the same kudos as your ones.
I can’t be the only one that wants to get myself a slice of the praise pie , so I thought maybe we could put an alternative ‘How To Write a Great (and Funny) Review’ guide together?
(Possibly ‘How to Write an Entertaining Review’?)