This Cracked me up! I’ll admit to falling foul of rule no 9 on there when I forgot to put my bin out after Xmas! 
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Thank you and fair enough, thought there were too many to post all big but they all enlarge well apart from the sheep at dusk under the dramatic sky which is not very well focused so works better small! 
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@WillC - in regards to your dildo on a shelf meme, that would probably be something I would do.
I leave my stuff around the bedroom to air dry and stuff. Window cleaners could easily spot them if the blinds are open. It’s often my partner that has to remind me to hide them. Usually to the tone of “Mum’s coming over. Hurry up and put your dicks away!” 
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It just made me laugh! We are paranoid about leaving things out and we have no kids and few visitors at the moment! 
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@WillC related to your post in memes, if I’m remembering right there’s a French endearment (Mon Chou i think) that literally translates as ‘My Cabbage’
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Brilliant!
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@WillC : also on Memes - It’s a great post this morning - its true awesomeness takes a while to permeate
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Glad you liked it! 
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Love the CIA being watched meme.
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@Gazza_64 this one’s for you…Ikea founder Ingvar Kamprad has died at the age of 91.
It’s not known how his vast wealth will be divided between his family, as his solicitor says he left no instructions 
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@WillC I will be expecting a call then from his solicitors J spent more time in his shop and he has most of my money after the HMRC too sad day mate I will keep going in his honour
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It’s a joke…no instructions!
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Lol
Does the postie actually ask you to sign? Even recorded delivery are just left on my doorstep now.
Same here. I received a package today, left in my porch. Doorbell never went nor nuffink! I wouldn’t have known it was there if they hadn’t sent me an email to say it’d been delivered. Not a huge issue for me because my front doorway is out of sight of the street, but I passed my neighbour’s house the other day to see a large parcel on their step, clearly visible to one and all. I took it in and texted them. I think Royal Mail, Amazon and all the big delivery companies are doing it now.
@Melody1 no they are not allowed too under current restrictions they normally knock and take a pic when you are there just feet so no need to pose 
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I’ll be honest I didn’t actually order it recorded delivery (was just showing how it shows up if you click that option), but yeah they’re not requesting signatures at the moment. I’m pretty sure they have to have some form of confirmation though, as royal mail took one of my signed for packages back to the sorting office when I wasn’t in a couple of weeks ago. I’ve had a few half naked pictures taken as I open the door to accept parcels from other delivery companies though…
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‘had to rain it in’ ? seen on the forum earlier, I mention it only because I would have written ‘reign it in’ which on investigation is something only kings and queens do. As the likes of @Peitho , are no doubt aware, the correct term is ‘rein it in’, reflecting its equine derivative.
The moral of my post:
It’s (its lol) good to be wrong sometimes, to bring your (you’re) over inflated ego down a peg or two (too, to)
(by your I mean my but the joke works better so no offence to anyone reading)
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I’m not sure it is is. 
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