Shit a brick @Blonde_Bunny you got me pissin myself the tears are streaming I think I need to give some sex toys reviews, lots more fun than my cosmetic collections thatās taken over the house, itās got to the stage Iām going to do giveaways as even after donating shit loads to family n friends I could easily start a business, bet youāre the same with dicks
So many swear words Iāve erased but seriously your advise is wicked, witty, hilarious n damn good
Iāll be trawling the salons next time Iām in t that area looking for a long blonde hair hairdresser just so I can giggle when they have to pop to the store room for dildo note purposes obviously Iām joking incase Iām taken seriously by anyone
I bet your business is booming, obviously Iāve no idea how talented you are although I think youāre a perfectionist but Iād not give a shit if I left butchered as Iām more than sure youāre a right laugh
Youāre right a short review can be great providing I get all the important information, not - "it was awesome, my wife got dressed u in the lingerie I provided I rammed it home n she kept on cumming "! Some are like that, itās giving zero information. Another point you touched on, tell us the truth if itās shit we wanna know n why cos Xs shit is somebodyās glory.
Ashamed but Iāve gotten slack, I used the always have bullet points but Iāve not for a couple of years maybe definitely going to go onto my iPhone as soon as Iāve finished this open a new note n list points as itās easy to forget important points without checking off the list.
Yeah Iāve seen this too and you know theyāre copying as the way the reviews wrote, shouldnāt be allowed because how can we rely on a copies ratings?
Definitely reckon I should practice my skills on my sex toys though, obviously for educational purposes only
Thanks for taking the time to say all the tips n that, theyāre very useful
Yeahā¦ with the amount of silicone snakes underneath my bed, my drawers, in my wardrobe and pretty much all around me, my bedroom could be mistaken for a reptile sanctuary at times. I actually once tripped and fell over a dick in the dark. Donāt worry, I didnāt land on it, such a shame.
I really should consider donating some of my collection to my local charity shop or perhaps take my team to the local car boot sale Iām joking, I love every one of them. A dildos not for Christmas, itās for life.
I honestly read a review once and all it said was āIt was amazing and I came.ā To be honest though I wonāt judge, this is usually the only thought buzzing around my brain like a trapped fly the second after Iāve cum It covered the two basic - but vital - bits of information I needed to know. I then bought the item.
Anyway, I hope you and everyone else has fun writing out some reviews and hope Iāve helped just a teeny tiny bit. I know Lovehoney and @Lovehoney_Brenna will be grateful for any and every honest review you write - that anyone writes.
What a terrible task it would be to dig out some of your toys for some extensive testing for product feedback purposesā¦ how boring.
Just a thought folksā¦.
Considering how epically brilliant@Blonde_Bunny is at writing sex toy reviewsā¦.
(And itās not even the āā¦.real love of [her] life, [her] worldā¦ā
Just how incredible must she be at hairdressingā¦.,?
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We love you @Blonde_Bunny!
Iāve grown my hair and currently rocking a āmunā or ātopknottā and after my last trim by my barber Iām thinking I need a hairdresser to actually cut a style i can work with instead of just being a scruffy duffy
155 squats in. Yesterday was a ārest dayā then they start ramping up. Iāll post a ābeforeā pic in lingerie and we can check for any difference at the end of the month
(I started 3 days late so technically early next month)
Yes @Melody1! Go you! Feels good right, that burning pain in your thighs and glutes the following day thatās so bad you need assistance in getting back up off the loo and youāve now made an appointment for a consultation visit from the Stenna Stairlift company.
I love it
Iāve just arrived home from my bum and tum session at the gym, the struggle is real and I probably shouldnāt have driven
I am so impressed with your gym routine, do you go daily? Are you doing it to keep fit, remain toned, gain muscle or lose weight. (Cannot be lose weight as you are very slender) Always interests what motivates people. When I was able to I only wanted to train /gym for a competition or challenge. @Blonde_Bunny Where does you energy come from?
Thanks so much @steve19. I go to the gym every single day of the week with only the occasional exception. I do this for quite a few reasons and Iāll try to keep this brief - Sorry, Blonde Bunny doesnāt do ābriefā very well.
Firstly and most importantly, my motivation is it makes me feel good, it makes me feel proud and it makes me feel happy. It gives me more self worth than I can even try to express. The main reason I go, and why I go every day, is because it helps and improves me emotionally and helps balance my sanity and it makes me smile. Itās my secret place, my hideaway, my alone time and my retreat. Me, myself and I. Somedays I get up early, look into my steaming black coffee that Iām drinking in my kitchen in my gym clothes, keys in my hand ready to leave and Iāll think ābollocks to this, Iām going back to bedā. I ignore those thoughts and jump in my car and go. I get to the gym with those negative thoughts still creeping around me like shadows but still I get in there and train. The drive home is pure bliss. Elation, satisfaction and pride like no other. This is why I go daily.
The second reason is Iām a bit of a health freak. I like the thought of trying to maintain my body and preserve it for as long as I physically can. I donāt want to die. I love my life - I love life! My body is my vessel to what I hope to be a full and lengthy life and I want to do everything I possibly can to help to try and increase the chances of me staying alive on this planet for as long as I possibly can. I eat a pretty strict diet, I donāt smoke, I count my carbs and calories like a right nut case and my macro nutritional intake is on point, I hardly ever eat rubbish and again I do this because I enjoy it. My mum very sadly died at quite a young age many years ago and Iāll be honest, the thought of dying and leaving this world scares the shit out of me. Iād love to have children and be there while they grow, for both their sake and for my own happiness. I for one know what itās like to not have a mum while growing up.
Lastly, I do this because I can have the appearance I choose.
So many people, so so many people, almost one person a day, will say to me āohhhh itās so easy for you, youāre so skinny just look at you, itās easy for youā¦ā No. Itās not easy. Itās bloody hard, breaking point hard. I get up at 4:30 / 5am everyday and drag my tired ass mess out of my big cosy warm bed to leave the man that I love with all my heart and sole sleeping next to me, so that I can work my butt off - literally - to try and mould, shape, build and maintain a figure I desire. An appearance I want and choose. Many will say āoh, but it doesnāt matter what you look likeā and āwhat makes you even think thatās the appearance people should haveā. Thatās extremely true, but I choose to want to look like I do for my own reasons, I have that choice
I know Iām lucky in that I have nearly no physical limitations or disabilities, I know unfortunately so many have, and for that I am extremely grateful and I can think of no greater way of showing that gratitude than taking full advantage of these personal physical privileges and using my body to itās fullest and using it how I want to. I donāt have my physique, body and appearance from some luck, good fortune and fate, I have it because Iāve built it and am always building it. I know genetics etc will have some relevance perhaps but what Iām trying to say is I look like I do because I chosen to and Iāve been lucky enough that Iām able to make these changes. I know many canāt and thatās absolutely fine
I think nearly anyone can change how they look if thatās what they want to do, whether itās through fitness and health or even medical and cosmetic changes. If you want to change, change. If youāre able to, get up and get out and go and get it. If you canāt then thatās also just fine and completely respectable. I wanted a firm round bum and a skin tight flat tum so I work hard for it every single day of the week. Itās a challenge of both physical and mental work. I didnāt like my boobs so I worked hard and bought new ones. Nearly all of us have choices and nearly all of us can change if we so wish. Staying the same is also just fine too
Anyway, thatās my motivation in a very brief summary
So sorry that you lost your mum so early in your life. You are still young in my eyes. Your motivation is brillant should be commended. I can fully understand you wanting a long life, iām sure that is what everyone really wants but you are doing everything possible to make it happen. As and when you decide about children iām sure you will make a great mum. We decided when I was diagnosed with MS not to have children. Wife very sad about that but has accepted it and we are having a lovely life. You also appear to have a great life with hubby and the business. Keep on going, well done to you. @Blonde_Bunny
Iām so saddened to hear about your illness, but filled with joy at your positive outlook on life. You seem to share many of the same views on the world and life as I do.
Itās all good. It was a very long time ago. Like I mentioned, I pretty much grew up without a mum (I donāt think I can mention how old I actually was due to forum rules, but weāll just say I was about in the middle of my educational years. An age when I kind of really needed my mum.
I was old enough to understand that sheād gone forever, but still to this day I wonāt understand why it had to happen to her, to me, to us. I think every girl needs a mumma to help her grow and guide her, to shape her and build her. And perhaps thatās why Iām a little āunorthodoxā and boarderline broken, but my poor Dad still did an amazing job of raising me all on his own, pulling me back onto the rails every time Iād fallen off them and he still does that job. You can only imagine what a hard time he must have had with a girl like me.
Anyway, letās have a complete subject change, enough about me, I donāt want to clog The Lounge with anymore Blonde Bunny, people have seen well enough of my input lately
Just remember, live each day to itās fullest folks
Even I hear that, like when I refuse cake. āwhy arenāt you eating cake?, you donāt need to watch your weightā. A slim girl at a place I worked used to get it all the time: ālook at her on the slim fast shakes, why do you need slim fast?, youāre so skinny anywayā. Some people just donāt get it.
I donāt count carbs or calories but itās not rocket science. I actually eat loads and drink a fair bit too but I cook all my own food and rarely eat crap and do a lot of less formal exercise. I sometimes think I am lucky with my health but then again my lifestyle choices have contributed positively. 20 - 30 years on from where you are now, Iām probably as fit and healthy as Iāve ever been so I whole heartedly agree with all your motivations against how easy it would be to go back to bed or sit on the couch all evening. Go Girl!
Luckily Iām blessed with my man stuff, not quite so easy for us to go out and buy a new one
I totally agree with the weight and diet issue and its great you look after yourself. Unfortunately there are some medical issues that are due to no apparent reason which you could control. I was diagnosed with MS at 23, I was extremely fit and very health at the time. There is nothing I could have one to prevent this, like wise there are many cancerās. A lot is down to luck or bad luck. Life may never be the same again. If you are healthy think yourself very lucky. All the money in the world still does not guarantee you health.
I just wanted to let you know that after reading your post yesterday, has hit home and I am a lot more positive today. My weight has increased over the last few years by about 12 pounds and I would really like to lose about 1 stone 6 pounds. Your words really struck a cord and I am building a plan to eat better and less. I think this will help my self-esteem and confidence. So Thank you.
I think I need to give some sex toys reviews, lots more fun than my cosmetic collections thatās taken over the house, itās got to the stage Iām going to do giveaways as even after donating shit loads to family n friends I could easily start a business, bet youāre the same with dicks 
definitely going to go onto my iPhone as soon as Iāve finished this open a new note n list points as itās easy to forget important points without checking off the list.
