Big love to you @steve19 lots more words that I’ve deleted a few times so I’m keeping it short n sweet, hugs 
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You got this @steve19 
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So… I was just randomly searching the site for silly, fun, quirky gifts like the After Dinner Willies, the Penis Mug and the Duck with a Dick, why isn’t there a page in the menu with all these types of things in by the way?!? Anyway, I typed in “funny items” and the first thing that came up was this blog post. It’s from a bit ago but I really enjoyed it and it entertained me this morning so I thought I’d share it with you all as Halloween isn’t that far away.
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@Peitho 
ok, that link made my day. Purfect haloween post 
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I agree though, they definitely need a novelty gift section. I can think of a ton of stuff that could go in there, like the chocolate body pen, edible body dust, the whole set of candy lingure (Bra, Thong, Mens thong, Nipple tassels and cock ring). Not to mention the Smutty love hearts.
There are a ton of others too. I really want these socks with dicks on them (also in large) but sadly cant get away with wearing them round a shared house.
this is definitely my fave novelty though. Rainbow cock sock, makes me laugh, so cheerful.
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Ooh, I’d seen the rest but never the chocolate body pen! Love that, this is why a section like this needs to exist on the site.
I’ve suggested it now 
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There are some weird lube and lickable massage oil flavours too that would be fun for a gift too
Edit: @Peitho ooh, i found chocolate and glow in the dark condoms too (theres quite a bit of glow in the dark stuff actually)
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Having just searched “Searches” there was a Halloween edition again last year. Tempting to enter some random search terms for next time, see if we can make the top ten
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Great to hear @steve19 . Every day I really do appreciate how lucky I am and that others aren’t so fortunate
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@Melody1 I also feel I am very lucky, I have a lovely wife and a beautiful house and life.
Life could be a lot harder and there are many many more people suffering more. I am very grateful for everything that I have.
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Oh boy! That’s quite a list 
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Please stop! This laughin’s starting to actually hurt!
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Just wanted to say, being across the pond, there have been a lot of words in the different threads that I thought, what the heck are they talking about! and had to google them I started a list of them to show my husband who also didn’t know what any of them were: cwtches, cuppa, bab, bits, a&e, footy, and some others that I’m now forgetting 
Learning new things every day 
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Just ask us, we’ll fill you in on any words you don’t know! 
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@PKH this really made me smile this morning 
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@PKH just wait until I throw a few in from my neck of the woods.
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I get this totally.
I live in the South and get very confused up in the Northeast. The Geordie dialect is a very special, unique & beautiful thing! I had to ask a shopkeeper to repeat herself three times, on my last visit to Newcastle!!
I‘ve still to this day no idea what she asked me!
Take the phrase: “I’m gan yem to me scratcha.”
(I‘m going home to bed)
or
“Get doon on ya honkas man”
(get down on all fours, man)
or
"Gannin oot on the toon the neet ta git mortal“
(Going out to town tonight to drink copious alcoholic beverages)
Gorgeous, right?!
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Black Country for you first Geordie phrase is “Om gooin um ter me pit”
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No. I’m very sorry… You’ve lost me completely!
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@WillC is going going to bed 
ain’t ya bab 
I love how our different accents are like a different language 
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Two countries divided by a common language…
I have seen som British authors put a glossary at the back of their books for US readers, so you are not alone!
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