You remind me of my sister so much it’s unreal!! I love your witty come backs. I wouldn’t dare get on the wrong side of you I wouldn’t stand a chance! 
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I have that one on my saved list. It only goes up to a size 16 but as it is cupless it should fit around my boobies.
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Just wiped the dogs over with a damp, cool towel. Ghost tolerates it better than Feta. Neither like it, but they like feeling cooler 
The downside is eau de wet dog
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All my cats are sprawled out in the conservatory with the air con on full b!ast. They went out about 8am this morning but all back in by 10am as they find it too hot.
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Ahh I love deadpan and dry sense of humour… 
have you got a picture of a disappointed looking horse? 
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I’m trying to come up with a cheeky comeback, but I’ve been copped for harassment so I need to watch my words…!
@Hannahnim harassment?
Yes!! Harassing lovely ladies!!
Here? I’m surprised and 
for you.
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Not on me, no 
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I’m sorry to hear that @Hannahnim , I’m surprised and confused too
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A bratty response like Diddums might work.
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Things a brat might say
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I will take a question for 400 please
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Fine. What is the opposite to no thank you?
As a blogger I’m confident you already know the answer but I’ll leave it to the forum to give you answers on a postcard.
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I’m not surprised – it’s more of a surprise if I’m not being told off!! 
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In the course of 48 hours I’ve been blamed for a bridge breaking here in Bristol and my other partner getting a cough. Even though I had a cold, not a cough.
I swear, I’m a GOOD girl 
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Well it’s not just you there’s been the whole family tree here having a huge showdown accusing each other of everything and i’ve just been staying up here trying to keep the hell out of it thinking I’ve got off scot-free then I get accused of harassment! None of us are clear today!
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I’m sorry, that’s awful. Family feuds are never fun, I’ve dealt with more than my fair share of them in my time too.
I’ve been invited to my Mum’s for her birthday party in two weeks and she wants me to make one of my tiramisu cakes because she loves them. She said I’d have to put 65 on it, then she said “omg… ancient” and I am SO tempted to put “65, omg… ancient!” on this thing but I thought, you know, it’s my mother. Mum doesn’t always take a joke like some people do, even if she will happily laugh at other people 
Either way, I’m almost on edge for something to happen that makes the whole evening really awkward for everyone present.
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