What you’re trying to say, is “go balls deep or don’t even bother mate”. 
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Go hard or go home 
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Well, i could never put it as eloquently as you! 
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Get hard at home lol 
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I’m as much use as a hardon in a convent at quiz shows
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I’m good at spot the odd one out though…
Like what’s the odd one out here
egg
drum
wank
???
Well you can beat an egg and a drum but you can’t beat a wank 
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Spicks and specks with Adam Hills and also the last leg
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love the last leg
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That is f hilarious @Chosen-one
@WillC I know it’s like 2 counter question might be easier for me but not you. You either know it or you don’t
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@Blonde_Bunny I think that might be my new favourite saying 
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That’s my point, you may as well go for three, as sometimes i don’t know the one counter question!
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I’ve now used this phrase to my husband 3 times this morning… it’s only 8:30
I won’t tell you the context and situations, I’ll leave that to you’re own interpretations
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@Chosen-one thats the funniest thing I’ve heard all week 
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Please do not forget today guys and gals it’s Remembrance Sunday today 11 am please take a minute to remember all those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for us all. God bless each and everyone 1 of them I include my father in this tribute 
R I P 
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I think we’re meant to stand at our front doors in silence at 11am?
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Yes @WillC 
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I choked on my toast this morning, my nipples instantly got hard. 
I think I need to see someone 
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I’ve just had to drive around the 17 memorials and take photos for work and check they were clear of rubbish and graffiti
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@Orgasm_Chaser and @Melody1 have you seen the clip on Youtube where it’s 8 mins of Sean Bean saying ba*tard in various situations? Very funny
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YES! thank you ! Someone has seen it and knows what I mean
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