There are now two photos of spiders in the ‘pet’ photos.
Argh! I now need therapy!
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Well hello you lovely people. Woke up to a lovely notification… Iiiimmmm officially an Afficianado 
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Why of course you are you didn’t need a notification for that hun did you 
@Orgasm_Chaser
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Wondering if glass dildos can actually breed or something as I might coughdocough have 4 new ones ordered 
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Haha @MsSubExperimenter I never saw what you thought of your pro40 friend
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I like it. I’m getting used to it it does the job! 
My metal friend is also reaaaaalllllly nice. And solid and heavy and delicious 
I got it on a fabulous deal I just couldn’t say no to 
I would definitely recommend it!
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Is that the devilish delight that is the devils tongue? Xxx
@Orgasm_Chaser Oh yes, yes it is.
If I had to choose between my metal devil’s tongue or Lucifer’s devil tongue (and let’s be honest, Tom Ellis as Lucifer is HOT) it’d be a very very hard decision!
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Hmm may need to have a serious think about getting one… After Xmas lol xxx
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I’m not gay in any way shape or form but I’d do Tom Ellis as lucifer
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@MsSubExperimenter slippery customers, glass dildos. The way they just slide, unnoticed, into your basket is amazing,
Which 4 slipped into yours?
I’m converting that metal tongue, too.
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I have that one, in black too.
Good for you - enjoy!
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@WillC @KinkyMira I can’t believe no-one got the IBTW in the second round of Only Connect
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I didn’t get it either, i was pretty rubbish tonight! Made up for it on missing vowels and a couple on the wall.
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I didn’t get that either. I thought it was something to do with dress labels 
Like @WillC, pretty crap night tonight. Only decent part was the walls, even then, it wasn’t a couple of ten pointers.
We had no chance against that guy in the missing vowels round. Amazing quick!
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He was awesome! I kept up with him on some of them and was happy with that!
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That guy was the remarkable Mitch Benn - a singer/songwriter and musical comedian to rival Bill Bailey. Made several comedy series for Radio 4. 
His youtube channel:
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Was crap at University Challenge too. Only got 2 right. Very poor for me.
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Ooops, sorry - I just read the “fuzzy, scaly friends” bit.
Funnily enough, I’ve been bitten by several “he’s only playing” dogs but never by a spider.
Dogs can kill people - UK spiders can’t but still people are afraid of spiders
again sorry
