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@Melody1

Firstly, I’m a dog owner and have been an admin for a dog group: take no notice whatsoever of people who say, ‘its ok, he’s friendly’. Lots of dogs have mental health issues (especially rescues - you can buy special leads and collars to let others know), or are just true to their nature (ie terriers will chase smaller mammals, including smaller dogs, sighthounds will chase anything living and are very fast).

Secondly, house spiders can bite. Not enough to induce a near death coma - I’ll grant you that, but I’m still terrified of them.

Thirdly, note that if anyone is around to take a spider back outside, where it belongs, then all well and good. Otherwise, I’ll bash it with a book.

Luckily, in our house, we seem to mainly get cellar spiders which are not too scary. They can mainly stay.
We also have a terrier / sighthound cross, so everything else needs to watch out!

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@KinkyMira oh University Challenge was harder than ever tonight…We only got 4 right! And Mastermind was shelved for some reason, a fact that we only became aware of when we started to watch it on record only to discover that The One Show had been shunted onto BBC 2 in its place! :confused:

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FWIW, Mitch Benn’s radio show has just started right now on BBC Radio 4extra. :slightly_smiling_face:

what was your first reaction when OH first found your p spot I remember mine as being OMFG please do that again whatever you did

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Totally agree @carzy totally taken by surprise by the pleasure and led to a whole new world of sensations!

Itsy has left the building
:wave:

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Dead or alive?

Alive, obvs :grin:
but rest assured they won’t be getting back into my computer
PS watch out for today’s Memes - apparently it’s just a hairclip

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Yes, it does look very realistic!

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Oh stop making me jealous! I’ve tried a few p-spot massager/vibe toys, from a dinky little backdoor buzzer to an 8inch beastie, and I’ve come to the conclusion I haven’t got one. Stuffing devices into my ass has resulted in two outcomes for me:

“Well this isn’t doing much for me at all”
and
“Ouch! I’m sure THAT’s not meant to happen!”

Why me? :sob:

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@WillC the Joe 90 rat thing stands for Brain Impulse Galvanoscope Record And Transfer …no wonder they shortened it to Big Rat!

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:joy: Child services would put Joe into care nowadays!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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@Kinkypup - what a family you’ve got there! Velvet looks lovely. I’ve always wanted to have a tarantula in my hand! :sunglasses: :spider:

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@PleasureDrone awww thank you so much, they certainly keep me busy! Velvet is so shy and adorable, she’s scared herself by accidentally putting her paw in her water dish before! :joy:

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I had to let Itsy go, well from the furry friends pics topic at least. She was scaring the forum. I’m sure she’s still tucked up in my kitchen somewhere.

@MsSubExperimenter, @Orgasm_Chaser, @WillC, @Gazza_64 and anyone else who may have cared to notice that I wasn’t making much of a contribution to the forum lately, I’m still here and you won’t get rid of me that easily. Some may be trying I’m sure :smile::thinking:

You’ll never silence me!

But seriously…

I’ve been super busy the last few days with a totally new computer management system I’ve received for my salon. The combination of transferring all of my product stock, my client info and appointments, the cancelled appointments caused by this current lockdown, and of course now with the news I’ll be allowed to reopen again next week, I’ve been crazy busy and just havn’t had enough time for my fellow Lovehoney bunnies :rabbit:

Anyway, I’m here, I’m back, I’m not bigger but I may possibly be better than before! I cannot promise this.

Love you all :heart_eyes:

:bunny_girl3:

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Lovely to hear from you @Blonde_Bunny and glad you are using the enforced time off to achieve something good xx

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Glad you’re back @Blonde_Bunny and have been busy preparing for reopening :two_hearts:

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Fantastic news then @Blonde_Bunny new system and hopefully allowed to open after the 2nd Dec when you will be mega busy with appointments thanks for the mention hun glad your back hun :kissing_heart::raised_hands::raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed:

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