Hello there,
It is forum competion time!
Let's have some fun with some products we sell on the site.
Can you think of a funny product name?
Any theme, rhyme, pun or joke is acceptable. The rule is: make each other laugh (of course standard froum rules still apply)
For Example: Ring my bell: Vibrating Cock Ring 
Winner recieves a Lovehoney bundle with a couple runner up prizes of Oh! Points.
So let's get posting and laughing!
Post below with your entry.
You can enter more than once.
Competition ends Tuesday 7th March 2017.
Good Luck!
matnem
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My SO and I always name our toys. The most fun one (I think) is "Thumper" which is the name of her Rabbit. Seems like a good name for a rabbit to me!
"The rabbit that will turn into a habit" :)
Tickle my fancy - Feather tickler
😂 I'm no good at this game haha
BOB for a Vibrator - Battery Operated Boyfriend
Mrs TJ calls her rabbit Roger. Not after the cartoon character, just because of what she uses it for.
The "Madonna: Like A Virgin - THRUST Pro Mini"
Finally a competition I might be some good at.
Davenport - rope hog tie (named after the Davenport brothers 1860's rope escape artists).
Lettice licker - squeel and go type toy.
Beyonce - cock ring ("'Cause if you like it, then you should have put a ring on it".)
Suck-it-and-see - clear penis pump.
Glass hammer - glass dildo (with a bulbouse tip/head).
Little nippers - nipple clamps.
Irene Adler - whip or crop.
Houdini - chain based restraints.
Electric Eel - insertable electrostim toy.
Space Hopper - suction cup dildo (ideally orange in colour).
Puffer fish - inflatable textured butt plug.
I hope I have got the idea of this right, or I'm really making a fool of myself here. ☺️
Here are a couple of movie puns that are also funny when thinking of sex toys:
Alien - "In space, no one can hear you scream"
Moonraker "I think he’s attempting re-entry"
And just some movie names that could double as toy names ...
Deep Impact - g-spot vibe
The fast and the furious - stronic drei
Kiss kiss bang bang
They came together - we-vibe
Iron giant - metal dildo
Jaws - nipple clamps
The 50 cal. - bullet vibrator.
Coloured party hats - coloured condoms
Miners hats - glow in the dark condoms
Carmen Meranda - fruit flavoured condoms
There used to be a restaurant called Red Peaches, would make a good name for a spanker of some kind like a paddle.
Or Row your Boat for a paddle.
Rosy - male stroker (Rosy palm and her five daughters). sorry for that one.
Chicken coup - cock cage
The invisible jugglers - free roaming kegal balls
Banana man - curved dildo (like this https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30004 )
Cherry bombs - red jiggle balls.
To heads are better than one - double penerator.
The bank job - lace topped hold ups
Every little helps- penis pump/penis enhancer
Whet your appetite- flavoured lube
I call my dp dildo 'Dick and Dom'
Xxxxx
Boox
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Neil Armstrong-Butt plug
"Thats one small hole to enter, one giant push for mankind."
Boox
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Boox wrote:
Neil Armstrong-Butt plug
"Thats one small hole to enter, one giant push for mankind."
Thomas Edison - Fleshlight
"I am not lonely , i have just found thousands of vaginas in a single design."
How about:
Extend-a-bellend penis sleeve
Ejaculating Dildo- The Big Gun, Cocked and loaded
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