Three Steps to Heaven - https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2481
The Curious Inserting Of The Cock In The Nighttime - https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=27568
Glass dildos recently purchased, puts a new meaning to having a glass or 2 in the evening.
Jiggle ball butt plug - 90s song don't stop wiggle wiggle.
Some kind of red vibrator called Raspberry Swirl. Hello to anyone who recognises the reference :)
The male tail jail - chastity cage
The domesticator - strap on
desire rabbit = " One eyed, One horned, Vibrating Purple Pussy eater"
male double stroker = The wack it jacket
The entire LH Warehouse - Cum-well to the Pleasure Dome
My Glitter Girth 8 Vibrator is called "Justin Beaver" 😂
A Smiths based list
Ejaculating Dildo - Squeal around the Fountain
Penis extender - what a difference it does make
Stroker - Handjob Devil
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26513 Bigmouth Sucks again
Undermattress bondage Restraints - Stretch out and wait
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15226 Rubber Ring
Fettsh Range - Is it really so strange?
Fat Dildo - Girthy is cummer I know
Chastity Cage - I won't share you
How's about a latex/Pvc Nun outfit:
A Habit you can't get out of... 😉
Shake rattle and roll, love balls/kegel exercisers.
Snooker cue dildo's, in off the pink, screw the brown.
Military references.
Dive bummer butt plugs.
Snipers, Clit/nipple clamps
The 88 dildo, big enough to mount on a tiger.
That got me thinking, list dildo's according to caliber instead of circumference. Are you man/woman enough for the 152 howitzer.
The 17 pounder screwed many a tiger.
The 303 multispeed bullet.
The P51 mustang dildo.
Finishing off with a stimulating lub. Fireball XL5
My fiancé likes to fantasise about me with another woman. I won't go there in real life, and being weirdos, he calls me vibrator Gladys. 
Gladys, butt plug for that ass. Have a glad ass.
Ill go now... 😂
We like a bit if AC/DC right?
She's got Balls – Coco de Mer's Catherine pleasure ball set
High Voltage – Electrosex Kit
Its a long play, with this cock (if you wanna remote control) - Remote control realistic dildo vibe 7"
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheaply -Lovehoney 3 for £10 selection
Whole Lotta Goes-ie -mains powered wand
Gone Shootin' - performance enhancing capsules
Up To My Neck In You - Collar and neck restraints
Girls Got Rhythm - Girls, Girls, Girls vibrator
Walk (misprint) All Over You - Extreme Fuck Me Silly Sex Doll Pussy Ass and Tits Masturbator
I Put The Finger(s) On You – The hand realistic Dildo
Beating Around The Bush – Leather slut slapper paddle
Some Sin For Nothin' - Devils tongue dildo
Hells Bell(s) End - Glans Strap with Penis Plug
Shoot To Thrill – Ejaculate Dildo
Thundersuck – Black thunder dildo and flavoured lube set
For Those without a cock (We'll flute you) – Strap-on dildo
Touch Too Much – tickler set
Sink The Pink – Pink Venus pills
Cock n Bust – Transexual realistic masturbator
'Jerk in the Box' - pocket pussy range
'Bugsy M-alone' - rabbit range
'Cover all eventualities' - condom range
'Nip and Fuck' - nipple/clit clamp range
'To me To you To me To you' - double ended dildo range
'A Fistful of Hollers' - XL butt plug range
'Easy Slider' - lube range
'Stand and Deliver' - over door restraints
'Open for Business' - spreader bars
'Out of Bounds'- chastity devices
'A Bit of Slap and Tickle' - paddles and ticklers
'Carry on Regardless' - delay spray
'Pinky and Perky' - female enhancement pills
'Yabadabadoooooo' - male enhancement pills
'The Sound of Silence' - ball gag
'Leader of the Pack' - collar and lead
'Tie Me Try Me' - under bed restraints
'All Wrapped up' - bondage tape
'Porky's' hogtie
'Let's get this party started' - board game
'Chocks Away' - positioning wedge
A rabbit style vibrator called Jack Off Jill
Ballsbashin'Cockwrenchin'Lubetastin'Masterbatin'Vibebuzzin'HignOrgasmFunlovin'Pleasuregivin'Purefizzin'Postme
Based on that 70's Pe pis (deliberate mis-spelling don't want to advertise them) Ad -for the all the LH orders waiting to be posted...
"don't be silly wrap your willy"- condoms
"The anal Intruder" - butt plug