The Vending Machine

Gets a handy telescope to peer inside

Inserts a cotton wool ball…

Gets a fluffy eye…

Inserts a clothes peg…

Gets improvised nipple clamps

Inserts a scented candle…

Gets to gag…

Inserts a fuse…

Gets blown

Inserts a nail brush…

Gets a good scrubbing…

Inserts a coffin…

Gets a long lie down

Inserts a cobweb

Gets to find a new friend…

Inserts a incense stick…

Gets to smell like a hippie

Inserts a fingerless glove…

Gets to show off manicured talons…

Inserts a mango…

Gets a Rasta Blasta

Inserts a Bubble gum…

Gets to pop…

Inserts a bidet…

Get a shoot up the toot

Inserts a slipper…

Gets to bed over legs spread…

Inserts a swiss roll…

Gets to lick the creamy centre

Inserts a dummy…

Gets to give a good sucking…

Inserts a pipe cleaner…

Gets a flexible sound

Inserts a cumsock…

Turns it into a squirt sock…:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:

Inserts a candle

Gets some saucy wax play

Inserts a traffic cone…

Gets a part in Toy Story…

Inserts a clock face