The Vending Machine

Gets a thrilling ride with something throbbing between your legs

Inserts milkman…

Gets a lotta bottle for a quick blow…

Inserts a snowball…

Gets a frosticle

Inserts a bin bag…

Gets a decomposed body…

Inserts a snail

Gets a slimy pet

Inserts a truncheon…

Gets a slippery weapon…

Inserts a cucumber…

Gets a saucy salad

Inserts a walkie talkie…

Forgets to turn it off…:flushed::flushed::flushed:

Inserts an etch a sketch…

Gets a bit shaken up

Inserts a traffic cone…

Gets to watch toy story…

Inserts a shower head…

Gets a good gush

Inserts a sandal…

Gets a flip-flop…

Inserts a domino…

Gets a Sunday dinnertime in the pub

Inserts a raffle ticket…

Gets drawn…

Inserts connect 4

Gets to win often

Inserts a life belt…

Gets to survive a mega squirting session…

Inserts a tub of baby powder

Gets to choke and cough

Inserts a length of dental floss…

Gets a G-String…

Inserts a Terrys Chocolate Orange…

Gets a segment in each hole

Inserts a salami stick…

Gets to chew a birra meat…

Inserts an empty cardboard tube…