The Vending Machine

Gets a globe

Inserts plastic pony

Gets a race horse

Inserts a pack of love hearts

Gets http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2864

Lol!

Inserts a tea bag

Gets some earl grey tea with warm buttered scones, fresh cream and jam

Inserts a crystal ball

Gets a weather forecast

Inserts a ping pong ball

Gets a tennis court

Inserts a sandwich

Gets a picnic

Inserts a half dead parsley plant.

Gets a slightly battered lion from The Herbs

Inserts a lego man

gets the lego movie dvd

inserts a sky remote

Gets a new cinema system

Inserts an old VHS tape

gets a string of tape as old vhs tape is ripped to shreds

inserts a glass dildo

Gets an orgasm

Inserts a ceramic owl

Gets a beautiful pea-green boat

Inserts a black lacy bra

Gets a blow up doll.

Inserts a LH Bumdle

Gets David with a smile on his face!!!
Inserts David back again!

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Gets some massage oil

Inserts a Tenga egg

Gets a thermoplastic elastomer omelette :O

Inserts a wedding dress

Gets wedding cake :D

Inserts diamonds

Gets a tiara

Inserts a beach ball

gets a beach party


inserts slugs and snails and puppy dog tails