The Vending Machine

gets a kettle

inserts a DS

Gets a Spectrum zx 128k

Inserts a joystick

Gets a hot air balloon

Inserts a picnic basket

Gets some dodgy photos I don't remember and some paracetamol

Inserts a trilby

Gets a german porn star style wig

Inserts a roll of sellotape

Gets a set of thick leather wrist, ankle and thigh restraints and a matching rotational collar

Inserts a cadbury's creme egg

gets a wrapper (because i ate the egg)

inserts a guinea pig

Gets this:O

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=19164

Inserts a huge bar of chocolate with some jelly beans

gets a lindt chocolate bunny

inserts gloves and sunglasses

get's a pina colada

inserts out of date condom

gets a baby!

inserts a blanket

gets a bust hoover from hoovering them up!

inserts a refresher chew

Gets a little green monster

Inserts a dice

Gets all sorts of kinky mixed up sex on the rollπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‡πŸ˜„
Inserts massage candle

Gets a load of mice!
Inserts power shower

Gets a dog - yay!

Inserts a postage stamp

Gets a black and white cat

Inserts a memory stick

Gets a note pad and a pen

Inserts a lemon

Gets tequila

Inserts perfume

Gets PepΓ© Le Pew

Inserts a policeman's helmet