The Vending Machine

Gets a pheromone that attracts the whole room of men!
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Adds
Chillis

Gets a curry

Inserts a piggy bank

Gets a coupon for an unending supply of bacon and pork chops

Inserts a set of horse shoes

Gets an awesome Cheetara fancy dress costume

Inserts a Rubik Cube

Gets frustrated about not completing said Tunis cube
Inserts it back again!!

Get my kids Uber Lego model at school that can solve rubix cubes!
Inserts a bottle of cianti

Looks around disapointed, prefer white so passes to MRS T

and inserts a cork

Gets out a corkscrew๐Ÿ˜€
Inserts a paddle

Gets a canoe

Inserts a box of wheatabix

Gets a diet that works!
Inserts a bunny

gets chaz and dave

inserts a guitar

Gets a Bob Dylan tribute act

Inserts a pack of tic tacs

Gets an orange and a lime

Inserts a cold cup of coffee

Sticks a vibrator on them and get the smallest egg vibrators๐Ÿ˜„
Inserts fluffy pillows

Gets a duvet

Inserts a turkey

Gets a Christmas fairy

Inserts a toilet roll

Gets a Durex puppy
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Inserts hiking boots

Gets a scout leader

Inserts some bondage rope

gets a flag pole

inserts a union jack

Gets depressed England football fans
Inserts beach ball