Gets excited…
Inserts a cigar…
Gets a girthy mouthful
Inserts a hairnet…
Gets some rollers…
Inserts an ankle bracelet…
Gets chained to the bed
Inserts a credit card…
Gets lots of deliveries…
Inserts a typewriter…
Gets a long letter
Inserts a pair of tweezers…
Gets plucked…
Inserts a saucer…
Gets a warm brew
Inserts a toga…
Gets a good wrapping…
Inserts a bag of cheese ‘n’ onion crisps…
Gets cheesy fingers
Inserts a Magnum ice lolly…
Gets an icy mouthful…
Inserts a politician…
Gets a pack of lies
Inserts a pearl earring…
Gets an elegant look…
Inserts a metronome…
Gets to use the rhythm method
Inserts a cork…
Gets to pop…
Inserts a pair of sugar tongs
Gets gripped sweetly
Inserts a sherbert dib dab…
Gets a powdery face…
Inserts a drumstick…
Gets a paradiddle and a quick fiddle
Inserts a tv aerial…
Gets arm ache from standing there whilst dad watches a western…
Inserts a insole…
Gets to walk on air
Inserts an ice cube…