Gets a moist orifice…
Inserts a scarf…
Gets tied to the headboard
Inserts a cherry…
Gets it popped…
Inserts a nose stud…
Gets a nice bit of jewellery that’s not to be sniffed at!
Inserts a monkey wrench…
Gets a banana…
Inserts a totem pole…
Gets some girthy wood
Inserts a tie pin…
Gets to clink the glass with it…
Inserts a ballet shoe…
Gets more than the Nutcracker
Inserts a medal…
Gets to stand on a box…
Inserts a belly bar…
Gets to pick the fluff out
Inserts a poker…
Gets a deck of cards…
Inserts a jaffa cake…
Gets a mouthful citrus
Inserts a ball gag…
Gets to be quiet…
Inserts a ladder…
Gets one on your stockings
Inserts a toothbrush…
Gets to gag…
Inserts vinegar…
Gets pickled
Inserts a jelly baby…
Gets legless…
Inserts a loofah…
Gets more than a back rub
Inserts a bar of soap…
Gets yer mouth washed out…
Inserts an exhaust…
Gets overcome by fumes
Inserts a beetle…