The Vending Machine

Gets to ride Herbie…

Inserts a cotton wool ball…

Gets more than a swab

Inserts a testicle…

Gets a single swinger…

Inserts a hinge…

Gets to open wide

Inserts a burger…

Gets fries.

Inserts a key…

Gets to unlock a secret

Inserts a barometer…

Gets under pressure.

Inserts Queen.

Gets a sex machine ready to reload

Inserts a crown…

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Gets a shilling…

Inserts a wine gum…

Doesn’t get pissed

Inserts a strawberry…

Gets creamed…

Inserts an apple crumble…

Gets more crumble than apple

Inserts a golf ball…

Gets a ridiculous tank top…

Inserts a “simon” game…

Gets to win against someone who’s colourblind

Inserts a Bluetooth speaker…

Gets to hear the blues…

Inserts a piece of slate…

Gets a poncey meal where everything rolls off.

Inserts a doughnut…

Gets to lick lovely lips…

Inserts a globe…

Gets a whole world of fun

Inserts a fire blanket…

Gets put out…

Inserts a crash helmet…

Gets a hard fast ride

Inserts a thimble…