The Vending Machine

Whooops…Needed A Trolley…

Inserts candy floss…

Gets sticky lips

Inserts a Malteser…

Gets Sucked and Licked at the same time…

Inserts a conker…

Gets sore knuckles and fingers

Inserts a plastic straw…

Gets Sucked…

Inserts a cocktail umbrella…

Gets a slow comfortable screw and sex on the beach.

Inserts a tea light…

Gets A Night Light…

Inserts a Hot Water Bottle…

Gets something warm to hug

Inserts a pepper mill…

Gets The Sneezes…

Inserts a bra…

Gets lifted and separated!

Inserts tea towel…

Gets a Joseph outfit for the nativity…

Inserts a sugar cube…

Gets a sweet mouthful

Inserts a trowel…

Gets a makeover…

Inserts a rifle…

Gets a large calibre weapon

Inserts a lollypop stick…

Gets A Splinter…

Inserts a Fortune Cookie…

Gets a premonition

Inserts a crane…

Gets a big lift…

Inserts a rosette…

Gets to ride a winner

Inserts a pint glass…

Gets to have a piss…

Inserts a sponge…

Gets a nice cake

Inserts a gobstopper…