Gets a ball gag…
Inserts a tampon…
Gets to ride a horse, parachute and rollerskate all at the same time!
Inserts a table lamp…
Gets a light bulb moment
Inserts a signal buoy…
Gets a floater
Inserts a hand grenade…
Gets blown up.
Inserts water.
Gets drenched
Inserts an eraser…
Gets To Rub Away Mistakes…
Inserts a Silver Spoon…
Gets a gob full of sugar
Inserts a baby wipe…
Gets a fresh fanny…
Inserts a silver fork…
Gets a ring!
Inserts a can opener…
Gets Twisted Knuckles…
Inserts a tin of Peaches…
Gets the runs
Inserts a flapjack…
Gives Jack the confidence to look for the other flap
(and Jill was sooooo delighted…“maybe going up that hill might be a good idea after all…even if we end up tumbling down and ending up in a dishevelled sweaty sticky heap at the bottom…Jack won’t mind a bump on the head…and the vinegar smell afterwards with the brown paper will disguise the smell of anything else 
…and water??? What pail of water?”
Inserts a bottle of bleach…
Gets to be whiter than white
Inserts a hip flask…
Gets to be hip…
Inserts a Willie Warmer…
Gets a hot dog sausage
Inserts a Union Jack…
Gets to feel nostalgic…
Inserts a Tiara…
Gets to be treated like a princess
Inserts an ant…
Gets Adam…
Inserts a cigarette holder…
Gets a satisfying mouthful
Inserts a passport…