Um...cooking with cum?!?

OK, I thought I was pretty up on sex-stuff (well, at least kind of) but stumbled across the fact that there is actually a book, "Natural Harvest" about cooking with cum. And some amusing on-line review articles too. Plenty of threads on here about tasting, enjoying (or not) swallowing, kissing with it, etc, but never have I seen cooking with it. Anyone bravely tried it? Wasabi with cum? Gin, cum and tonic?

Nope never heard of it and dont think i would enjoy trying it either.

I'm sure there are some health benefits to it though.

I like it on toast 😉

Not sure if that counts as cooking though lol x

Do you season it? LOL

Might give it a whirl if I run out of coconut oil 😊

Tiger Dick wrote:

Do you season it? LOL

this made me grin hah.

not a bad idea though!

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This is the first I have heard of it, but it takes all sorts to make a world so why not?

Not for me though.

My wife and I love cum but I think this is not exactly the best idea.

Have heard of the book. Where the hell do they expect you to get enough to cook with? Wouldn't cooking it break down every protein and render it tasteless? Seems like an incredible novelty that exists just for shock value.

Cod, cum & chips

Whitebait & cum

Spaghetti bollock cum glaze

Couscous cum cum

Salmon & cumcumber sandwich

Pork tenderloin in cum suace

Apple crumble & cum custard

Freshly milked man juice cock tail

Jizz jelly

Cum lime cheesecake

Chocolate & cum soufflé

Man meat pâté with cum prickles

Steak and blue balls cheese suave

Spunky spudulike

Manfat milkshake

Devon creamy cum tea

Sticky toffee cum cake

Lemon drizzled cum cake

Jizz fizz

Gentle giant wrote:

Cod, cum & chips

Whitebait & cum

Spaghetti bollock cum glaze

Couscous cum cum

Salmon & cumcumber sandwich

Pork tenderloin in cum suace

Apple crumble & cum custard

Freshly milked man juice cock tail

Jizz jelly

Cum lime cheesecake

Chocolate & cum soufflé

Man meat pâté with cum prickles

Steak and blue balls cheese suave

Spunky spudulike

Manfat milkshake

Devon creamy cum tea

Sticky toffee cum cake

Lemon drizzled cum cake

Jizz fizz

Lol ! Brilliant 😁. Rather fancy the apple crumble and cum custard.

Just the sound of man meat pate with cum prickles turns my stomach though xx

No cooking exactly but belgian buns with sticky white topping comes to my mind.

Cum lime cheese cake sounds good though!

No cooking exactly but belgian buns with sticky white topping comes to my mind.

Cum lime cheese cake sounds good though!

Horrible idea

Couldn't think of anything worse. 😮

Having to knock one out in your kitchen because you want some jizz to whack in your 'famous' secret ingredient lasange just seem like a lot of effort when you can just use a stock cube or something lol

Bottle it, put it on the dinning table and tell your friends it's salad dressing lol

No no no

Surely that's Apple Cum-ble.

Spunkin Pie

Maccoroni Jizz

Jerk Sauce

Pearl Jam

Duck with dick spit sauce

Penis Butter

Man Goo Chutney

Toad in the hole with tadpole jus

Bearded clam & chilli cum dipping suave

Egg and man Mayo

Liver , onion & nut gravy

Fresh fruit with cumpote

Beef cobbler with spunky froth

Beef jerky in its own juice

Pulled pork sharing splatter

Onion Rings with man Mayo

Jam rolypoly & cock custard

Spotted dick with warm thick creamy cum

Meat and two veg plus cum

Fully unloaded on pizza

Creamy floater coffee

Oysters and cum

Christmas pudding and white suave

Curried cum

Tadpole semolina

Spunky Tapioca

Man muck macaroni

Spunk sago

Chicken ejaculation

Facial fricassee