OK, I thought I was pretty up on sex-stuff (well, at least kind of) but stumbled across the fact that there is actually a book, "Natural Harvest" about cooking with cum. And some amusing on-line review articles too. Plenty of threads on here about tasting, enjoying (or not) swallowing, kissing with it, etc, but never have I seen cooking with it. Anyone bravely tried it? Wasabi with cum? Gin, cum and tonic?
Nope never heard of it and dont think i would enjoy trying it either.
I'm sure there are some health benefits to it though.
I like it on toast 😉
Not sure if that counts as cooking though lol x
Do you season it? LOL
Might give it a whirl if I run out of coconut oil 😊
Tiger Dick wrote:
Do you season it? LOL
this made me grin hah.
not a bad idea though!
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This is the first I have heard of it, but it takes all sorts to make a world so why not?
Not for me though.
My wife and I love cum but I think this is not exactly the best idea.
Have heard of the book. Where the hell do they expect you to get enough to cook with? Wouldn't cooking it break down every protein and render it tasteless? Seems like an incredible novelty that exists just for shock value.
Cod, cum & chips
Whitebait & cum
Spaghetti bollock cum glaze
Couscous cum cum
Salmon & cumcumber sandwich
Pork tenderloin in cum suace
Apple crumble & cum custard
Freshly milked man juice cock tail
Jizz jelly
Cum lime cheesecake
Chocolate & cum soufflé
Man meat pâté with cum prickles
Steak and blue balls cheese suave
Spunky spudulike
Manfat milkshake
Devon creamy cum tea
Sticky toffee cum cake
Lemon drizzled cum cake
Jizz fizz
Gentle giant wrote:
Cod, cum & chips
Whitebait & cum
Spaghetti bollock cum glaze
Couscous cum cum
Salmon & cumcumber sandwich
Pork tenderloin in cum suace
Apple crumble & cum custard
Freshly milked man juice cock tail
Jizz jelly
Cum lime cheesecake
Chocolate & cum soufflé
Man meat pâté with cum prickles
Steak and blue balls cheese suave
Spunky spudulike
Manfat milkshake
Devon creamy cum tea
Sticky toffee cum cake
Lemon drizzled cum cake
Jizz fizz
Lol ! Brilliant 😁. Rather fancy the apple crumble and cum custard.
Just the sound of man meat pate with cum prickles turns my stomach though xx
No cooking exactly but belgian buns with sticky white topping comes to my mind.
Cum lime cheese cake sounds good though!
No cooking exactly but belgian buns with sticky white topping comes to my mind.
Cum lime cheese cake sounds good though!
Horrible idea
Couldn't think of anything worse. 😮
Having to knock one out in your kitchen because you want some jizz to whack in your 'famous' secret ingredient lasange just seem like a lot of effort when you can just use a stock cube or something lol 
Bottle it, put it on the dinning table and tell your friends it's salad dressing lol
No no no
Surely that's Apple Cum-ble.
Spunkin Pie
Maccoroni Jizz
Jerk Sauce
Pearl Jam
Duck with dick spit sauce
Penis Butter
Man Goo Chutney
Toad in the hole with tadpole jus
Bearded clam & chilli cum dipping suave
Egg and man Mayo
Liver , onion & nut gravy
Fresh fruit with cumpote
Beef cobbler with spunky froth
Beef jerky in its own juice
Pulled pork sharing splatter
Onion Rings with man Mayo
Jam rolypoly & cock custard
Spotted dick with warm thick creamy cum
Meat and two veg plus cum
Fully unloaded on pizza
Creamy floater coffee
Oysters and cum
Christmas pudding and white suave
Curried cum
Tadpole semolina
Spunky Tapioca
Man muck macaroni
Spunk sago
Chicken ejaculation
Facial fricassee