Using Sperm on the face as a cosmetic treatment

Over the years, and from various sources and places, there has been antidotally stories of sperm being rubbed into the face and helping with the complexion. Has anyone tried and found any benefits from it??

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I have had lots of my o/h sperms on my face over the years ,can’t say that I’ve seen any difference in my skin but my husband does say he reaps the benefits of it going there :rofl:

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Sperm isn’t great for beards, but I can recommend pussy nectar for making a facial perfect.

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You lot are absolutely crazy where are you getting this stuff!?!

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Well there’s Hy-A-Lur-On-Ic Acid, cow urine, placenta blood and other outlandish stuff women are urged to slather on their faces, so why not spunk? :thinking::joy:

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Well, I suppose at least with spunk you know where it’s come from?

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I remember reading a thread on Reddit about someone making a jizz spritz and mixing their cum with water, then spraying it on themselves like you would aftershave and they swore blind that the pheromones would attract women to you.

I thought a nice smile and a good personality was the best technique…

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I’d hope so! :joy:

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So while it’s a fun thing to try it’s interesting to know that cum has been used in art for quite some time Andy Warhol being one of the most recently noted artists to reference its use.

Although there are more recent artists and people just doing it for the monetary transactions of and for kink.

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Yes, I remember the cover of a Metallica album Load in the 90s which I enjoyed back then as a goth girl was supposed to be of semen and it looked really good as well…

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My hard answer to this question is no. I can imagine some corporate Harvey Weinstein type guy getting off on the idea of loads of silly gullible women with more money than sense rubbing his stuff into their faces thinking it will make them look younger. It really wouldn’t surprise me…

A complimentary facial from someone very special though, yes please!

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Bull’s blood and semen apparently and it was apt cos i thought the album was bloody wank!

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Wasn’t there an artist that used faeces to paint a picture, I think I remember peop!e saying it smelled awful.

Only had a facial once and never again. The smell for one thing and this weather it’s a sure way to attract the flies if you rub it in like a face cream.

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The great test would be…do porn stars who regularly indulge in bukkaki have cherub-like complexions in their 50’s and 60’s? :thinking:

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I’m going into the cosmetics industry now :sweat_droplets:

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Surprisingly Pablo Picasso was one of those individuals that did so. That is something I have learned today I was looking for the German artist from the 1990’s but could not find the one I remember.

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I remember an artist from the 90’s doing pictures using elephant dung. Also one who used tea to do sepia type paintings, think the tea one’s would have been preferable odour-wise!

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Chris Ofili: A Turner Prize-winning painter famous for incorporating distinct lumps of dried elephant dung directly onto his heavily textured, highly decorated canvases. [1, 2, 3, 4]

Werner Härtl: A Bavarian farm helper who has created over 1,000 paintings using diluted cow manure, frequently depicting pastoral landscapes and portraits of cows. [1, 2, 3]

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They are excellent paintings a bit monochromatic for me, still good though

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Im going to try this with MrsIwill…
" thats it pet, i shoot my load over your face and youll have the clearest complexion "
:smirking_face: I’ll report back.

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