Vacuum Cleaner Sex, how safe?

Last night my wife, whilst internet browsing, found a porn site video showing a couple using a vacuum cleaner during sex. We watched it together and now she can’t wait to try it and go cleaning!! However I have a few personal safety concerns as I don’t want one of my testicles to end up in the dust bag. Any advice please.

I have no experience of this what so ever but I would strongly recommend to give this one a miss. If you want something that produces a sucking sensation I would invest in a toy that is designed for that.

JustSomeFun wrote:

I have no experience of this what so ever but I would strongly recommend to give this one a miss. If you want something that produces a sucking sensation I would invest in a toy that is designed for that.

This is good advice. 👍

Assuming this isn't a joke, this is not a good idea. You know that thing about A&E doctors having a fund of stories about things they've fished out of people's bottoms? There's a whole sub-genre of people who were hoovering in the nude and ended up with nasty lacerations.

I've had a tinker with a vacuum in the past.

Would not recommend any of the new supper suction ones.

If you've got one you can turn the suction down , and try on your arm or leg first its worth a little try.

Be very care full and DON'T go near any openings.

CAUTION always

Thanks peeps. I’ve shown these replies to my wife and she says as we have a super suction Miele we shouldn’t try it. So now my testicles are safe. This wasn’t written as a joke. As she was all for trying it after seeing the porn video where this couple were using it on each other.

A&E staff have hundreds of tales of similar things going wrong!

I bought a Dyson Ballcleaner the other year.

I got funny looks and A&E walking in with that one attached

It's all fun and games until you are explaining to an a + e receptionist