WANTED! - Classified ad.

Introduce Yourself
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Wanted! - Stalker.

Stalker must be female!

Stalker must have ginormous boobies!

Said stalker must be willing to go on chat at a moments notice, And be willing to share links of

nakedness, And general pornographic content of themselves! After of course demanding my nude photos first!

Stalker must at all times Ignore the fact that I have an OH, And must constantly barrage me with indecent proposals and try every which way to corrupt my self into doing the most depraved things online with no regards to my safety or any respect for my wishes or well being in any form!

Stalker Must pester me on the forums at all times and constantly attempt to wear me down so I will give up my personal details!

Furthermore, Said stalker should continuously comment on my pictures and posts in the most creepy and derogatory manner possible, Making feel as uncomfortable and stressed out as can be achieved.

Please leave or forward any corrispondance to myself or indeed, If you are extra brave to my OH.

And please make sure to not give up, Pester me as much as you like, And get off on my vulnerability as you please.

Waiting in anticipation, Seduced!

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mmmm sound good, any unsuitable applicant's get in touch end them my way lol

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Ooooo.... You might want to drop a line to Alice. She's been great when I've dropped her a message (not directly concerning me, obviously).

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Ok, Will do!

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Am I not a good enough stalker Sed - you want a NEW ONE?

Gutted

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Seduced wrote:

Ok, Will do!

ANd remember:

Keep calm

And

Carry on.External Media

I just reported you anyway. Ner!External Media

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Hehe.

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Anyway, Aren't you supposed to report the stalker???

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LittleKitty wrote:

Am I not a good enough stalker Sed - you want a NEW ONE? External Media

Gutted

Multiple stalkers is ok by me. External Media

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Seduced wrote:

LittleKitty wrote:

Am I not a good enough stalker Sed - you want a NEW ONE? External Media

Gutted

Multiple stalkers is ok by me. External Media

Well, I'm not sure I want to share you External Media

Joking, clearly lol

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I was going to apply but only the first two criteria apply to me

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LittleKitty wrote:

Seduced wrote:

LittleKitty wrote:

Am I not a good enough stalker Sed - you want a NEW ONE? External Media

Gutted

Multiple stalkers is ok by me. External Media

Well, I'm not sure I want to share you External Media

Joking, clearly lol

Look at you getting all Posessive! lol

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As WandA said contact Alice and I hope you get it sorted pretty quickly Seduced xxx

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MissTerryCleavage wrote:

I was going to apply but only the first two criteria apply to me External Media

prisonedkiss_uk wrote:

mmmm sound good, any unsuitable applicant's get in touch end them my way lolExternal Media

Here's one for you... lol ;)

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suze9 wrote:

As WandA said contact Alice and I hope you get it sorted pretty quickly Seduced xxx

Already am in contact ;)

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Seduced wrote:

suze9 wrote:

As WandA said contact Alice and I hope you get it sorted pretty quickly Seduced xxx

Already am in contact ;)

Good good xxx

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I actually thought this was serious at first and wondered why Alice was pimping out stalkers on the down-low.

Clearly having a slow day here.

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WandA or ALicia will tell you all about it sweetie!

I'm outa here for some lovin' Ciao for now ;) xxx