Weirdest thing I've seen on LoveHoney so far...

Inside Lovehoney
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Definitely!

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Certianly something to wear for a blind date, beats holding a copy of the radio times and a red rose lol. Nobody could miss you wearing that as a brooch lol :oD

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The fact that its a broach amuses me more than I can say...

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If the girl i went on a first date with wore a wagging willy broach then i would be overjoyed! Nothing says your in like a small mobile penis pinned to a girls chest

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or a target on their pants I guess...

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I need a birthday gift for a (female) friend...

Any ideas?

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If she's single-
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/orgasmarmy/sexy-gifts/grow-your-own-boyfriend/reviews.aspx

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/orgasmarmy/sexy-gifts/little-sammy-sad-sack-talking-willy/reviews.aspx
Or hes just cute

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his_rabbit - do you want a vibe or something more novelty??
also whats your price range?

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I'll go up to about £30

I'd like something novelty but with a deeper~secret~purpose (if you know what I mean?)

I quite like the idea of the Hello Kitty keyring vibrator... I'm thinking along those lines!

I do like the sammy~sad~sack~talking~willy, though!

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So something novelty but actually useful? Any of the rub my duckies would be a good fun gift, but usable too.

Or a glass dildo/ plug. They're pretty. Might be a bit too personal though!

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Oh yeah! A rub my duckie would be a good idea...

Have to have a look~see what they've got.

Are they any good? (For all my vast and varied sexual knowledge, I've never even seen one "personally")

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Well, mine broke the first time out the box, but they constantly get fantastic reviews on here.

And mine looks like it wasn't a genuine rub my duck, so that explains it too.

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Plus, there're that many you'll probably find one perfectly suited to her taste

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See I was thinking the Fun Factory Bug vibe looked cute!! The Duckies are cute too tho and they're a fun gift to give as well as being functional :)

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I looked at the bug vibe too - I personally adore Fun Factory toys!

Decisions, decisions!

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hehe!! but at least its a fun decision to make :)

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Too true!

I'm also tempted by the Hello Kitty keychain vibrator, mainly because it's insanely cute!

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Is happycamper around?

Just wondered how strong the vibrations on Pirate Duckie are?

Cus he's only a travel size but he does come complete with a rather cool little treasure chest box (oh the irony of that phrase is so not lost!) which would make him pretty perfect as a gift.

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Oh hardly. I think a vibrator corn cob or tentacle dildo are weirdo in my book.

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Best review ever on that link that hc has up... everyone must go read it!