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Oboy wrote:

Hey Scorpi !!!
Could I get a triple shot espresso please? Need motivation!
Nice decor BTW.

Thanks Hun - Of course you can - please help yourself to a warmed muffin or croissant :) xx

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Right gentlemen if you don't behave you'll both get a spanking!!!

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Gem26 wrote:

Right gentlemen if you don't behave you'll both get a spanking!!!

first day and your already bring in extra services

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*starts doodling on the wall*

the punishment better fit the crime..... ; )

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*takes cane out*
Stands with hand on hip and points the cane at draven!!
Come here now you naughty boy!!!

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hihowareyou wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

Right gentlemen if you don't behave you'll both get a spanking!!!

first day and your already bring in extra services

Not at all Scorpius hired me :) I get extra sprinkles for helping :P
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Gem - Draven definitely needs dealing with - he has used the coffee machine without instruction, re-decorated my shop without asking permission and is now doodling on the wall - He was being so helpful earlier too :P

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Gem26 wrote:

hihowareyou wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

Right gentlemen if you don't behave you'll both get a spanking!!!

first day and your already bring in extra services

Not at all Scorpius hired me :) I get extra sprinkles for helping :P

Absolutely & Extra Cookies :) xxx

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Scorpius12 wrote:

Gem - Draven definitely needs dealing with - he has used the coffee machine without instruction, re-decorated my shop without asking permission and is now doodling on the wall - He was being so helpful earlier too :P

You wait till you see what i've done in the staff room ; )

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And extra cookies woooooo

DRAVEN HERE NOW!!!

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*dutifully follows Gems orders and stands, bear bummed in front of the whole shop*

hey look, my cheeks can go redder......

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Scorpius12 wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

hihowareyou wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

Right gentlemen if you don't behave you'll both get a spanking!!!

first day and your already bring in extra services

Not at all Scorpius hired me :) I get extra sprinkles for helping :P

Absolutely & Extra Cookies :) xxx

now this is a coffee shop you could grow to love.

i think you got the right woman for the role, she really enjoys it :)

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Draven wrote:

*dutifully follows Gems orders and stands, bear bummed in front of the whole shop*

hey look, my cheeks can go redder......

Bend over the table and you'll get 25 strikes for your misbehaviour!! Then you'll apologise to Scorpius
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hihowareyou wrote:

Scorpius12 wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

hihowareyou wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

Right gentlemen if you don't behave you'll both get a spanking!!!

first day and your already bring in extra services

Not at all Scorpius hired me :) I get extra sprinkles for helping :P

Absolutely & Extra Cookies :) xxx

now this is a coffee shop you could grow to love.

i think you got the right woman for the role, she really enjoys it :)

:P
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hihowareyou wrote:

Scorpius12 wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

hihowareyou wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

Right gentlemen if you don't behave you'll both get a spanking!!!

first day and your already bring in extra services

Not at all Scorpius hired me :) I get extra sprinkles for helping :P

Absolutely & Extra Cookies :) xxx

now this is a coffee shop you could grow to love.

i think you got the right woman for the role, she really enjoys it :)

I only hire the best :) xxx

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Gem26 wrote:

Bend over the table and you'll get 25 strikes for your misbehaviour!! Then you'll apologise to Scorpius

Yes Mistress

And i'm very very sorry Scorpius, i shall take away my booby pillows and clean the doodles immediately, but i'm leaving the sex swing, candles, water bed and full collection of LH Toys in the staff room.

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the LH toys should be centerpieces on the tables :)

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Right, it's friday afternoon - time for a Caramel Machiatto, extra caramel syrup - need something with a bit of a kick to get me through the rest of the day! May I also have a toasted panini for lunch? xx

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Draven wrote:

Gem26 wrote:

Bend over the table and you'll get 25 strikes for your misbehaviour!! Then you'll apologise to Scorpius

Yes Mistress

And i'm very very sorry Scorpius, i shall take away my booby pillows and clean the doodles immediately, but i'm leaving the sex swing, candles, water bed and full collection of LH Toys in the staff room.

You are forgiven - I love what you have done with the staff room btw xxx

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hihowareyou wrote:

the LH toys should be centerpieces on the tables :)

The toys will have to stay in the staff room I'm afraid due to health & safety rules :P xx