Welcome to Scorpresso's – Lovehoney’s Virtual Coffee Shop!

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Welcome to Scorpresso's – Lovehoney’s Virtual Coffee Shop!

Come Here daily to be served a delicious range of Tea, Coffee and of course my Signature Hot Chocolate – Cold drinks available for special customers. All drinks are served with a complimentary warmed muffin or croissant. Scorpresso's also caters for Dairy & Gluten Free Diets :)

I have a Triple Points Loyalty Scheme for regular customers, which will earn you extra 'Sprinkles' for your drinks and the occasional surprise chocolate treat xxx

Please feel free to stay and chat - or if you're in a hurry just order a drink ‘To Go’.

Due to other commitments throughout the day – Scorpresso's Coffee Shop may occasionally be ‘unmanned’. However if you do not receive a response for your drink within a reasonable time period, then please use the ‘Virtual Self Service utility’ and you will receive your Order automatically. Enjoy!

Scorpius xxx

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good morning sweetness

congrats on the new venture think it will be a huge hit amongst us fellow coffee addicts

and thought i would pop in and say thank you for the emails over the past few days and your support still going through a bad time right now so been hiding myself away in bed

Good to see that you have opend a coffeee shop im t total now so i will have a caramel macchiato please me dears oh and if you could throw in a caramel wafer id be in heaven

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Caramel macchiato and a caramel wafer :o someone likes to live dangerously !

Ill have a large white chocolate mocha pour favour. With cream of course

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Ooh I do love coffee... :P

A skinny mocha frappe, with an extra shot of espresso, no cream please! :D

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Signature hot chocolate please darling :) I need warming up and am not a coffee fan! Xx

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Love how you've decorated the place Scorpius :)
Best coffee shop around by far.
Please may I have a soya hot chocolate :)

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Is there going to be a deal of the day?

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*looks at the board with loads of different coffee listed*

I...erm?......

can i just have a cup of normal black coffee with 2 sugars please? and a cookie.... everyone loves cookies ; )

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I love it!

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WHAT?
Another coffee shop?
I tell you, things weren't like this in my day.

*wanders round looking for something for someone who doesn't drink hot drinks, doesn't want a cold drink laden with sugar and won't eat cake or chocolate*

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Ohhhhh, sounds lovely. Can I try a hot chocolate please?

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Morning Everyone and Welcome - Looks like I am going to be busy - lol :) xx

LMMB - One caramel macchiato coming with 2 caramel wafers on the side Sweetheart - would you like some cinnamon dusting? xx

MissChar - One Signature Hot Choc with a complimentary choc chip warmed muffin on the side - would you like whipped cream and sprinkles my lovely? xx

David - One skinny mocha frappe, with an extra shot of espresso, no cream - with a warmed croissant :) xx

YoungEssexCouple - One Large white chocolate mocha with whipped cream and sprinkes and a warmed breakfast muffin ready to go :) xx

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I'd like a chocolate and orange mocha latte with whipped cream and chocolate flakes on top please scorpius! *drools*

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Sum Sub wrote:

WHAT?
Another coffee shop?
I tell you, things weren't like this in my day.

*wanders round looking for something for someone who doesn't drink hot drinks, doesn't want a cold drink laden with sugar and won't eat cake or chocolate*

you're looking for an elusive Caramel Shop like they had when that woman from the Werthers Advert was a youngster?

no, i've never seen a caramel shop either.

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Gem26 wrote:

Love how you've decorated the place Scorpius :)
Best coffee shop around by far.
Please may I have a soya hot chocolate :)

Thanks Hun of course you may - One soya hot chocolate coming right up :) xx

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Cornish89 wrote:

I'd like a chocolate and orange mocha latte with whipped cream and chocolate flakes on top please scorpius! *drools*

Of course you may Hun - One Orange mocha latte with whipped cream and chocolate flakes on top coming right up :) xx

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Lol, am I the only one who thinks of:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25490

and

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25808

or

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=27601

when they read "whipped cream"?

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blonde vixen13 wrote:

Is there going to be a deal of the day?

Haha - I have been so busy decorating and getting the shop ready I have not had time to arrange the deal of the day yet - however - watch this space......

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crazy horse wrote:

Ohhhhh, sounds lovely. Can I try a hot chocolate please?

Of course you may - one Signature Hot Choc on its way Hun - would you like whipped cream and sprinkles? xxx

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Scorpius, can I have a linden tea with honey and a slice of lemon, please? :)