Personally I start with the sounds of a slithering snake, usually advance to a cat that is purring and then depending on the.level of horniness like a chimp defending its territory or a lion dominating its prey.
lol yeah probs like an annoying chimp XD lots of "oohs" and "ohs" and "oh god" and swear words XD
Nothing, I'm quiet! My neighbour on the other hand sounds like a whale.
VioletWolf wrote:
Nothing, I'm quiet! My neighbour on the other hand sounds like a whale.
Hahaha!
Horny it's awful! I genuinely don't know whether to congratulate her husband on a job well done or send my condolences for him having to put up with that!
Does this include getting the wife to make pig noises, or do they have to be spontaneous.? Giggedy.
Oh god I dread to think! I'm going to have to ask my partner what he thinks now though lol
I'm silent. I wish I was vocal though. :)
Not sure I sound like an animal but I'm extremely loud and usually begging for more !! Lol
I'm an animal apparently so I just make 'me' sound I guess 😺
We are pretty quiet unless role playing.But next doors daughter sounds like she is giving birth when having sex. In fact I can hear her now as I post this !
All this talk of embarrassing neighbours makes me glad of three things:
1. I'm pretty much always silent other than little moans or mews, so I'm not that neighbour.
2. We have an empty holiday home next door, so we don't have that neighbour.
3. We are far far away from my previous residence where my downstairs neighbour sounded like she was being murdered. As animals go, stuck cat perhaps. Goat caught in trap (if you've never heard a goat scream, they're remarkably human). Loads of screaming and yowling with the occasional swearword or 'Jesus Christ' thrown in. Eesh. Awkward. And she had the nerve to bang her ceiling nearly everyday to get me to shut up, when the 'noise' I was making was actually just my toddler walking around the living room haha!
Lovebirds I'd have banged on your floor every time she was at it for that! Or put music on and sing along very loudly and very badly 😏 or if I was being a sensible adult, I'd have called the local police saying you thought there was violence occurring 😏
I'm awkwardly vocal and hate to think what I actually sound like. *cringe* I'll have to ask him what animal he thinks it's like!
I just asked my partner and he said a dead one because I don't make any noise lol
Kazamarie wrote:
Jesus if she sounded anything like me when I was giving birth my heart goes out to you lol. I suggest earplugs. xmysteron wrote:
We are pretty quiet unless role playing.But next doors daughter sounds like she is giving birth when having sex. In fact I can hear her now as I post this !
I don't think she realises that I work from home on Thursday mornings lol. In fairness she is a sweetie as she sometimes takes my parcels in for me including a Lovehoney one once.