@Green_Eyed_Girl thanks 
I think after a couple of days I can get out for some walks so that should save my sanity, but yeah kindle has been my friend so far I wonder how many books I can read in two weeks 
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That’s so strange, my wife and myself were doing the exact same on Wednesday morning. We were commenting on it. Were the birds doing it and the phone companies copied it first? @Green_Eyed_Girl
I dont know, our phone is too hideous sounding 
It also does an eerily good mobile impression and a half decent car alarm
@AdventurousSexplorers the answer is alot. Ive been mainlining ebooks the last 18months. Went from having only to smattering to something like 250-300 read titles. Think i go through one about every 2-3 days at the moment 
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The one that we hear is a bit like the old trim phones from 70’s /80’s. @Green_Eyed_Girl
Cleaning a kitchen for the free masons and I’m on my own and it ain’t small
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Other way round. Blackbirds are famously good mimics. 
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In the 70’s my aunt had a Mynah bird, it copied the phone ringing, the oven door creaking, sang Pop Goes The Weasel, and after a week of my mischievous cousin staying there could impersonate my aunt saying “you naughty boy” it also copied her smoker’s cough.
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I hope it goes ok @RuggerBugger
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Hide and squeak ? @RuggerBugger
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Sun bathing au natural
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Just put some more danish oil on the bench and re potted lettuce and tomatoes up now have a beer in hand and will be watching gardeners world which is recorded 
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Watching the football tonight.
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Off to work, it’s set to be busy and hot but the thought of the beers in the fridge for later will drag me through 
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Just finished my evening skincare regime, now I’m laid down in bed listening to to the new playlist I created a coupe of hours ago 
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Just got up going to water the plants and make the kids breakfast lazy day I think I have to go the tip but nothing else but enjoy the garden and weather hope it brightens up soon cloudy and over cast here today have a great day guys and gals
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I’m lying in bed with my anal hook, collar and chain, nipple chains and cock cage on.
We’ve just finished our shaving, licking and rimming session.
Very chaotic day! In the middle of my 3 days off work and I woke up to a manic call from them asking me to cover a few hours this afternoon. I said yes, and just as I was getting ready I got a message from my boyfriend’s neighbour saying the flat below his had been flooded with water, coming from my boyfriend’s flat. My boyfriend is overseas and currently uncontactable due to the nature of his work. I had to contact his dad and send him over, and a few hours later got a call saying the water had actually come from the flat above my boyfriend’s… straight to the ground floor. Not good!
Currently still at work, in need of something large and alcoholic 
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Oh hells, what a way to start a day off. You deserve danger pay for that kind of day. Hope your boyfriends place didnt get too flooded as well.
I am currently slowly melting at the moment. It is sweltering and muggy.
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Breath! big drink needed 
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I think the use of a wand would be a good friend for the stress release when you get home. And a large glass of wine. @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x
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