Sitting and surfing on here during the mandatory 15 minute wait after having my second COVID jab.
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Well @Dirty-Wife, it is International Masturbation Dayā¦
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Iām on strict instructions to wait for him tonight, he wants to watch me then join in
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Hope it goes well for you.
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Finished work, mowed lawn, walked dog, fed myself and showered, feet up for the rest of the day! 
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@Dirty-Wife Sooooo meeeeeean. Making you wait.
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my exact words to him 
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I would suggest that he wouldnāt know if you had a cheeky one first but that wouldnāt be the point would it?! 
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How would he know 
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Youāll probably look guilty or less desperate than he was expecting? It might give him an excellent excuse to get that new crop out that you mentioned the other day though? 
You probably shouldnāt listen to me though! 
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youāre right though my face will give it away and I am desperate and he knows it so heāll probably figure it out when heāll get home and Iām not as desperate as before, and the crop is coming out to play
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sounds like a win win situation
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texting my oh to tell her not to celebrate international masturbation day intell I get home
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the waiting will make it all the betterā¦ so I got told must admit he is right
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Making a sandwich and waiting on Resident Evil 8 to be delivered.
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Always busy hun making the most of ticking off all the jobs not done and finishing off the general maintenance of the house with 4 kids in it I feel like Dave the caretaker lol hope you have a great day hun 
@Kitty-Cat01
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Enjoy it mar mate @WillC 
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Thanks @Gazza_64 you enjoy your well deserved rest too!
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@WillC will do mate thereās light at the end of the tunnel I am very nearly upto date I hope so lol
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Fingers crossed! 
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