Currently charging up my sex toys - 3 currently on charge / looking to have a long session tomorrow
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Lol those comments made me smile food sounded really nice.
Mind you there are all different sausages not sure which one would describe your OH but but mine wold be a thick pork sausage with a little lbit f skin on the end
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Mrs W here …
@AWB1955 … which sausage best describes him … errrrr chipolata hahahahahaha ah no, only joking, sorry if you read this love. He is probably a Cumberland sausage, you know a bit hot and spicy, but large enough for a good meal 
xx
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As long as I don’t turn into a Cumberland ring I’m happy.
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Lol thats so funny you do make me smile my oh is like oa jumbo sausage one that you put in hot dog but it shrivels up not long after its been in the pan
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Contemplating the activities for tonight
Getting ready to go “out, out” 
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Mrs W here …
@Latino_Caliente … enjoy yourselves … xx
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Used the reasonably dry and warm weather and the fact it’s my weekend
off, to put the Christmas lights up across the front of my house, and put the interior decorations and tree up in the hall/lounge. Just the big tree in the lounge to do now, but that can wait until tomorrow.
Don’t want to be accused of premature treejaculation!
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Mrs W here …
I have been doing the washing up. Lady Pen ordered a delivered Indian meal this evening, so we have scoffed that and I cleaned up. We had been doing some Christmas shopping earlier and Pen was touching me when she could and telling me what she was going to do to me later - hope she keeps her word … she is some randy little b*tch …
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I’m lying on the sofa, watching the telly. I’m broken. Totally overdone it, what with the party last night and gardening today. Husband virtually carried me in from outside, stipped my dirty clothes off and put me on the sofa, with a blanket and a suitable hot chocolate.
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On the sofa too…just like @KinkyMira watching the World Snooker Championship…with a beer 
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Mrs W here …
I am sitting on the settee watching TV with Lady Pen laying out with her head on my lap … just relaxing with a vino rouge each …
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Making noise and making holes in a wall so I can put box shelves inside cavity walls.
I was not expecting you to say it was the party and gardening that had broken you. I would have expected outdoor sex and garden shed sex but not actual gardening? I hope you are ok though, I hope you feel better once rested.
Currently stretched out ont sofa scrolling through the forum!!!
Got another 4 days off but struggling to get motivated to do owt…
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I’m simply supposed to be working from home but I’m feeling so horny right now and I’m constantly checking my messages to see who’s going to be available to cam with me on Thursday while my wife’s in the office so I can be a naughty boy
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Meant to be going on my work nigjt out, starting at 3…im still eating soup on the couch in my comfies eith the cat…so you know i’ll be late or not there 
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One last work task before the weekend. I’m all behind because of interruptions today.
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Getting everything ready for sexual night camera in place thrusting machine all sex toys in place just thinking on what I want misses to wear and me
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