You find out it’s your village 
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Did you know Lovehoney just opened up the sex map of the UK for 2025, all we do now is look for the kink capital of England and hope it’s the smallest county Rutland.
Then we know where to buy property 
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Forum browsing to see what members have been up to…
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Having my morning coffee before cracking on with finishing the kitchen, Mrs Pootle has waited 3 years for me to pull me thumb out me arse and get it done,just the painting to do and its finished.
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Lying in bed, browsing on here whilst waiting for our barmaid to bring me up some breakfast.
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Congrats @KinkyMira mission accomplished, bar maid acquired. 
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@DLJL Occasional acquisition of the barnaid has been ongoing for a couple of months now. 
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Procrasturbating…trying not to get the vacuum cleaner out…
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Lounging about in my dressing gown, enjoying reading the various antics that others have had in the past few days. Hoping for antics of my own later but I really should be doing some housework …don’t want to…
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calm before the storm here. sat waiting for my gym to open as per usual on a Sunday morning.
lots of other things to do today after I get my pump on. new clitoral/g-spot toy for OH arrived yesterday and it’s fully charged for it’s trial run later today 
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Watching the first 3 eps of Reacher season 3. Love it!
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I’m halfway through the 2nd episode of season 3 right now.
Enjoying it as much as ever!
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Yeah, one of my favourite shows ever!
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Just got in from a couple of hours in the garden giving plants haircuts for the new season. A lot needs doing, and we stuck it as long as we could, because the wind is so cold.
I said I needed warming up, so husband spanked me. Not quite what I had in mind 
Worked though! 
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Laid in bed watching Halloween 5
stripping…but sadly it’s wallpaper. Something that sounds like it could have been so fun, but ended up so mundane. Fundane. New word.
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Driven 4.5 hrs to milton keynes ready to carry out training tomorrow, belly full of turkish food 
just winfing down from the drive
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Just got into bed. As I write this, it’s 00:33 here and just catching up on the forum. Nite nite all 
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Coming to this late, but the results for my Postcode.
My town (or even Falkirk) isnt on it just the postcode area.
Postcode: FK
Falkirk
Places in the top 34% for total purchases.
Categories
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- Sexy Massage
Sitting on the sofa in full red lingerie trying to find a comfortable sitting position as I’ve just been severely caned.
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