So what can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?
I’ll start
“Well that tasted better than it looked!! 
”
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It was good, but I prefer how my mum does it.
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That smells delicious
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That bit of meat was delicious.
Would love to have that again
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Please excuse me I need an nap
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“Don’t play with it, just put it in your mouth!”
Also, not a thing to say but a related joke I think is funny:
How is sex like KFC?
By the time you’re done with the breasts and thighs all that’s left is a greasy box to put your bone in
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“Don’t talk with your mouth full.”
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Gosh. I’m stuffed. I don’t think I could fit anything else in.
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That looks a little underdone.
maybe put it in for a few more minutes
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This meat smells funky!
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More (please)
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Put your phone down
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God. Not this again. We’ve had the same thing three times this week already.
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Well you do it better than your Sister!!
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Don’t get that white sauce everywhere
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Don’t put in all in your mouth at once, you’ll choke if you do.
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I’m afraid I can’t eat that. I’m vegan.
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Don’t feed pussy at the table.
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Down the wrong hole again!!
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