Start on the outside and work your way in.
Get the neighbors to come for dessert.
Is there room for one more?
It tastes even better the second time.
Go clean yourself up before the second course.
Can I have it on my lap in front of the TV?
This looks great. Can I post it online?
It’s my turn to toss the salad.
Whose hair is this?
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I want loads of your gravey!
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You greedy pig!
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“Last one to finish cleans up.”
“Nice buns.”
“You’ve dribbled some down your chin.”
“Sorry - got the timing wrong so I think it might still be a little soft.”
“Don’t shove it all in at once - you’ll choke.”
And if you want to get divorced…“It looked great and was very well presented but didn’t taste anywhere near as good as your mother’s.”
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Who’s for stuffing!?
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What do you prefer leg or breast?!
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No, you’re going to sit there until we’ve all finished
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I think you’ve got a soggy bottom.
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The meat and 2 veg went down well
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Pass the salt
(Probably one for the sadists that)
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I think I may have to loosen my belt
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My glass is looking a little empty. Can you fill me up Derek?
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Nice juicy bacon but why only one slice? 
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You call that a portion!!
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How can you say you don’t like it? You’ve never even tried it! Just put it In your mouth and try…if you do you can have ice cream!
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Glad you like it. I picked up a few new tricks from Dave at my Cooking Class
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You’ve got something in your beard.
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Can you manage another one 
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I wonder how much of that I can fit in my mouth?
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Can’t wait to feel the juices in my mouth
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