Following on from @Yes_man
what can you say during sex but also at a Job interview?
I’m very flexible and open to any position
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Your references seemed excellent but I think some of the people who gave them may have been exaggerating slightly…
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“Yes sir” I’m pretty sure is well received in both situations.
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I’m fully committed and take pride in my work.
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Yes I’m great at multi tasking and will consider any position
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I’m equally happy as part of a team or on my own
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No you cannot finish early on Friday 
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So what attracted you to this opening?
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Will I get paid for this?
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I’m glad you brought that up
My secretary will joining us to take notes!!
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Is there a uniform?
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What time shall I come
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As the interviewee: I’m incredibly efficient but will take as much time as necessary to get the job done with the highest quality.
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AS the interviewer: Please describe your leadership philosophy and decribe a time you exhibited courage and a willingness to take a risk.
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Good answer the job is all yours
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Cum as you are!
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My, that is a generous package!
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What are the consequences for defying policy?
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How did you hear about this position ? 
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