I have to claim the rebate from the tv licence then go and collect the parcel Royal mail couldn’t deliver as long as I pay for the difference can’t wait ! @WillC @Melody1 
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Cynical buggers aren’t we?
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@WillC nowt gets past us mar mate best way to be ! 
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Old and wise! 
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I had one of those bloody Royal Mail parcel scam texts this morning too… I still wonder who in the hell is falling for this tosh!
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@wildflower not me not you not @Melody1 not @WillC some poor sod is though 
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Anyone else remember those Ugandan prince emails? 
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Oh yes, had those ones. Also a slew of them trying to sell me (female) viagra. 
or penis enlarging pills.
Ive had alot of fake paypal ones though, so you have to be wary (thankfully they have an email you can forward suspect emails to and they will tell you if its legitimate or not. Great service)
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There are genuine ones from paypal too and they can cheer you up
The ones i get are mostly of the “money was taken out of your account” type.
Or the super dodgy wouldnt touch it with a barge poll you could poke the sun with type
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@Green_Eyed_Girl does that mean you get a wide on as opposed to a hard on ? 
Yeah, money taken from accounts from banks i don’t use, Russian females liking the look of me, despite never seeing me, calling me by my email addresss etc!
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I honestly havent the foggiest, for all i know it make you grow a second one 
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Not stepping on this little chick in my big boots, as it hung out in the long grass
Glad I didn’t squish that one 
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Its squidgy sparrow season here too, they are everywhere.
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I have a whole flock of sparrows in my garden, starlings too. The sparrows frequently cheer me up. They are so comical the way they fuss around together
We have a ton of baby blackbirds again this year. Was hoping the gold crests would be back but they dont seem to have nested this year.
Friend of mine is babysitting a gull that fluffed its first flight at the moment. Didnt have enough adult feathers so its now in his back garden after falling off someones roof (it even has its own paddling pool)
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@Green_Eyed_Girl lol it may only last a second after it’s grown
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“Squidgy sparrow” cheered me up. Not a combination of words I’ve heard before… *wipes tear from eye…
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They are at the adorable half fluffy stage where they sound like sqeaky toys and flutter around 
so cute
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