What do you call the "naughty bits?"

Vagina = Pussy or C**t

Clitoris = Clit

Penis = Cock or Dick

Testicles = Balls

Breasts = Boobs or Tits

Nipples = Nipples

Bottom/Anus = Arse

Vagina - pussy/minge

Clitoris - clit

Penis - dick/cock

Testicles - balls/bollocks

Breasts - tits/boobs

Nipples - nips

Bottom/anus - arse/plughole

Vagina = pussy/C word Clitoris = Clit Penis = I call it a shlong/cock wifey calls it a "Shlort" (she is a meany panini but it's all in fun) Testicles = Balls Breasts = Boobies (So childish) Nipples = wifey calls mine "burger nips" even though they are tiny and I call hers "bull horns" (reading my answers we seem like we dislike each other but we do genuinely love each other. Honest 😁 Bottom/Anus = Ass.

Me and my partner tend to stick to the actual anatomical words, i realise now i must be actually quite boring :P

Emerald's Answers;

Vagina; Vagina, Vag, Minge and the C word. (Depends on what mood i'm in! Lol.)

Clitoris; Clit

Penis; Cock, Knob, Snake, Schlong!

Testicles; Balls, 'zee balls' - (when i'm feeling amused, lol.)

Breasts; Boobs, Jugs or Tits

Nipples; Nips or Niplets

Bottom/Anus; Butt, Booty, Arse or Ass.

Love this thread BTW, lol. πŸ˜‰ πŸ’•

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VirginAngel wrote:

Me and my partner tend to stick to the actual anatomical words, i realise now i must be actually quite boring :P

Us too, I don’t like many of the other terms!

Whenever I want to knock it up a notch I call mine the Spice Weasel.

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Ian Chimp wrote:

Whenever I want to knock it up a notch I call mine the Spice Weasel.

Because it is covered in russet-coloured fur and tastes like cinnamon?

Runs off to hide from Mr Chimp, again.

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Gosig wrote:

Ian Chimp wrote:

Whenever I want to knock it up a notch I call mine the Spice Weasel.

Because it is covered in russet-coloured fur and tastes like cinnamon?

I think you'll find it's cumin.

Vagina - Tuppence, Fu-Fu, Vadge, Love Tunnel. Penis - Love Muscle, Old Man.

Oh god I'm going to look like a idiot. ...I have a feeling I'm going to regret posting this later.

Vagina = Downstairs.

Clitoris = Downstairs. (See reasoning for the below, essentially the same reasoning.)

Penis = Doodle.

Testicles = Doodle (it's the same part, thing).

Breasts = Boobs

Nipples = Nipples

Bottom/Anus = Butt

Vagina = mini

Clitoris = Clit

Penis = Willy

Testicles = Balls

Breasts = Boobs

Nipples = Nips

Bottom/Anus =bum /behind

Vagina = pussy

Clitoris = clit

Penis = dick

Testicles = balls

Breasts = boobs or tits

Nipples = nips

Bottom/Anus = arse

I like the word cunny myself for my ladybits

Vagina - hot place Clitoris - button Penis - cock Testicles - balls Breasts - boobs Nipples - nipples

Vagina = pussy, muff, fanny, c***

Clitoris = clit, bean, little man in the canoe (when she's being silly)

Penis = dick, cock, Mr. Special (when I'm being silly)

Testicles = balls

Breasts = tits, boobs, boobies, baps

Nipples = nips

Bottom/Anus = bum, arse, arsehole

Vagina = Pussy

Clitoris = Clit

Penis = Dick

Testicles = Balls

Breasts = Tits and Boobs

Nipples = Nipples

Bottom/Anus = Ass

Cock

Balls

Arse

Tits

Fanny

Vagina = vagina / or in passion pussy

Clitoris = Clitoris / clit / clitty

Penis = Willy or co@k in passion / winkie

Testicles = Balls

Breasts = Boobies/ boobs

Nipples = Nipples / nips

Bottom/Anus = bum / arse

Vagina = Pussy or Pleasure cave

Clitoris = Clit or Love button

Penis = willy or Captain Winky

Testicles = Balls or The Wonder Twins

Breasts = Boobs or Cuddle Pillows

Nipples = Nipples or Nibbles

Bottom/Anus = Butt/poop chute

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