Ok, so here's a little list of "naughty bits" and you can type in what you call them. Please feel free to add any other body part that you have a little nickname for, too. Maybe you have one for your feet or ears? Who knows? Have fun ~
Here's mine:
Vagina = Vagine (rhymes with machine), Vag/Vadge, Slit and the C word.
Clitoris = Clit or Clitty
Penis = Cock
Testicles = Balls
Breasts = Boobs or Teats
Nipples = Nips or Nip-Nips
Bottom/Anus = Butt or Ass
(Hmm....am I missing anything?)
Vagina = Pussy
Clitoris = Clit
Penis = Cock
Testicles = Balls
Breasts = Tits
Nipples = Nipples
Bottom/Anus = Bum
Cock = Eiffel Tower 
Vagina Pussy, Fanny, Hole, Love hole Breasts Tits, Nipples Nipples and Penis Cock, Dick, Big boy Anus Botyom and bum
Vagina Pussy, Fanny, Hole, Love hole Clitoris Clit, Clitty, Love bud. Breasts Tits, Nipples Nipples and Penis Cock, Dick, Big boy Anus Botyom and bum
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Kanu Suckmeov wrote:
Cock = Eiffel Tower
Cunt, tits and cock.
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Peak couple looking back to to original meaning of the word cunt goes back to the 25 Bc Egyptian culture of a woman in a highly commentual way. Since the Anglo Saxons bastrosized into an insult.
Soz auto correct changed bastardised
Vagina= pussy or love tunnel
Clitoris = clit or pleasure button
Breasts = tits
Penis = cock or love sword
Tesiticals = Balls or bollocks
Bum =Bum or arse
<Vagina = pussy , love canal . squeeze box , twat > < Breasts = boobs , tits > < Penis = cock , dick , staff of life ( before vasectomy ) , joy stick ( after vasectomy )> < Testicals = balls , nuts , family jewels > < Bum = butt , ass , and forgive me for this one , quite rude , but when I heard it I almost died . turd cutter >
Once again , tried what was suggested and zero luck putting my post in a nice orderly fashion . I give up on anything that needs to be seperated . Sorry for my clutter !
Oldman wrote:
Once again , tried what was suggested and zero luck putting my post in a nice orderly fashion . I give up on anything that needs to be seperated . Sorry for my clutter !
Not quite 🙂. You need to put a '<p>' at the start of each paragraph and an '</p>' at the end of each paragraph.
Alternatively you can go into your browser settings and change it to the desktop version (each browser is slightly different so you may want to google how to do that for yours. For Chrome it's a little 'Desktop Site' checkbox in the settings menu at the top right). Once it's in the desktop version you can add paragraph breaks as normal.
Hope this is more helpful 🙂
Ever since ace ventura I refer to penis as: Big old mr knish
Also this is a running joke in the office I work in, None of the words listed here are sexy, They should be but try and use one in a sexy sentence...
'I unbuttoned her shirt, dropped to my knees and started to lick her... pussy' cringe lol
Also the word minge should never be used ever, in any circumstance, ever!
Penis = love truncheon or meat
vagina = love pocket or purse
breasts = fun bumps
nipples = nips
clitorus = love button
Testicules = balls
Penis = wang or cock
vagina = woo-woo, vadge, cunt
breasts = boobs
nipples = nips
clitoris = clit
testicles = balls
Vagina - Pussy (although I haven't really found any word I particularly like, none of them feel like they have purely positive connotations, isn't that sad)
Clitoris - Clit
Penis - Cock or dick
Testicles - Balls
Breasts - Boobs
Nipples - Nip nops
Bottom/Anus = Butt, ass or hole
Oh my
Vagina = Minge
Clitorise = "the bean"
Penis = Todger
Testicles = balls
Breasts = Rack
Nipples = Rack Rivets
Bottom = arse
supersizeme wrote:
Nipples = Rack Rivets
I did have a good out loud chortle at that one, excellent. 