Just a bit of fun. Thought i would ask the question what is the weirdest thing you have said after having sex.
For me it was earlier this evening when after having a very intense orgasm i turned to my hubby and said " you havent got any dump!ings" i was actually thinking about the casserole in the oven.
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“The passengers have arrived at their destination.”
My husband and I had this kind of exchange during our lovemaking about long trains, tunnels and passengers. After he came and and we were relaxing I giggled and came out with the above.
“I should cheat on my husband more often.”
I’m not sure why but we decided to “cheat” on our (imaginary) “spouses” with one another. It was some of the hottest sex we’ve had and we both got really into the roleplay. We both still giggle about it, even if we’re madly in love and wouldn’t dream of actually cheating on one another!
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“Please don’t tell your friends I farted when I came”
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@BUSTYSTCLAIRE im sure we all done it at least once. And im sure i said same thing.
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“That felt awesome, but I forgot your name.
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“I need to put the bin out!”
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After a really intense orgasm my wife occasionally says “Ooooeeee musk rat.”
For those younger than me it’s a quote from the cartoon series "Rocky and Bullwinkle. "
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Has anyone ever tried the rodeo postion??
Whilst shaging your partner from behind, and you are just about to cum, you say, “you don’t fuck as good as your sister”, and then see if you can stay on and finish.
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I’ve prob said some weird things after, but when I was in my early 20s I asked a guy if he wanted any of my crisps and then starting eating them half way through, he didn’t look impressed, but to be fair I probably wasn’t that impressed with him if I started eating in the first place 
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I knew a woman, whos sister was in the same room at the time who they thought was sleeping and she (the pretending to sleep sister) told me that her sister ate an app!e while her boyfriend was shagging her.
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‘Core’ blimey! Was it a ‘cock’s’ apple?
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Soooo…omlettes or waffles?
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Samantha here. Oh where do I start. I cant remember specifics but I come out with random rubbish during and after. I do have abit of adhd im sure of it.
Bens thrusting away and between orgasms iv said things like ‘oh i need to put milk on the shopping list’.
The mind boggles
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Spoiler: He did tell his friends lol
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I left the oven on!
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I once randomly said I could see all the way up their nose 
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“Are you going to eat that”, we were having a bit of a picnic that turned into a spontaneous shag. She still had half a sandwich left on the blanket.
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