Hiya all. Im trying to find out which is the best blow job machine around. The last one I had didn’t really do the job. Any advice?
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@Pussymuncher86 I’ve had a few all were pretty rubbish
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Hi @Pussymuncher86 , out of curiosity was there anything specific that you didn’t like about your previous blow job machine? (:
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Hi @Pussymuncher86 , sorry I have no experience with blow job machines so can’t help there but please read the Photo Rules in The Great Big Photo Guide 
and change your profile picture.
The summary table for you:
| Yes! ✔️ | No Thank You! ❌ |
| Lingerie Cleavage Bums Chest Thighs Legs Faces |
Sexual ActivityThis should be obvious. Nothing inserted anywhere, thank very much. And no 'freshly used' toys, spunky pants, or squirt patches.Penises and TesticlesMake sure you are covering enough. Sometimes there is a little something something trying to get out and show us more. Remember, any shaft is too much shaft.Vaginas and LabiaBent over images in thongs or similar items are guilty of showing more of these areas.AnusesSimilar to above, be careful bending over. No bumholes please.Erections through clothingThese are still erections. Calm down and try again. This includes semi-erect penises.Extreme Close UpsExtreme close ups of a boob/bulge/crotch which take up the full frame of a shot are too imposing. Effectively an extreme close up of underwear is just a photo of your genitals under a piece of fabric, which isn't what we're looking for on the community. Similarly, photos where your genitals are clearly outlined is not appropriate. In general we don't allow extreme close ups of any body parts (whether under clothing or nude) as it can be unclear what body part has been photographed, which can cause some problems!Open-leg shotsOpen-leg shots will not be approved. See extreme close ups.NipplesNo nipples please, regardless of gender. We ask that any visible nipple is covered up with a little photo editing. And please don’t try and cover them with clamps or suckers in use, this is considered sexual activity. |
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Not specifically blow job machines but I have a fucking machine with a Fleshlight sleeve attachment and a Fleshlight Quickshot Launch machine. Of the two I prefer the Quickshot Launch.
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Thats a shame then. That’s why ive asked on here before I infested in another one
Hiya @WaveyAlien Im looking for one that gets the job done and feels nice. The one I had before was one that just covered my head and pulsed. Was ok but couldn’t make me cum
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Oh really sorry about that i should have read the rules first. Won’t happen again. Sorry
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They both sound good. I’ll have a look into them. Thank you
Think there might be a few male suction masturbation toys what are quite high up on the blowjob rankings but I’m sure there’s a few guys on here who’ll have the perfect recommendations to try!