I’m scrolling through my phone’s hidden folder thinking about how we should take more videos and pictures.
It got me wondering, as the title says: What’s the last dirty picture or video you took?
For us? My last picture is of my wife touching herself in lingerie.
My last video is of my POV as I bent my wife over for doggy on a balcony.
My last video is a close up of penetration, always a delightful sight.
We don’t keep ours they are always deleted once reviewed after the session they were took during.
There’s something so intimate about close ups… but not so close that you can’t see things!
Mine was my willy poking out the towel after a shower 
Haven’t done pictures or videos for ages. I do remember a video of myself masterbating in some sexy knickers… including the cum shot 
long since deleted. I used to find it very horny watching myself ejaculate on video 
My wife takes a photo of her handiwork every time she whips, paddles, crops, or canes me so that I can see the marks she makes.
We have the collection in an encrypted folder so that we can review her artistic endeavours.
Last picture was in the shower then in my new white see through lingerie “accidentally”
Sent it to someone who was quoting for some work at our house 
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My last picture was my sexy wife waking up naked in bed at a hotel. She then proceeded to put my erection in her mouth! Lol
I’m so lucky she enjoys me taking her pictures, I definitely love looking back at them!
We made a short blowjob video to send to a couple we are friends with on the internet. We’ve never met, but enjoy swapping pics and videos with them, as well as emailing details of our sexual adventures and ideas.
I like close enough to hear it but yes you need to be about 2ft away to get a good view 
The last video was of my wife riding her suction cup dildo and sucking her clit with her favourite toy. It got me hard just recording the scene.
Previously she has recorded me taking her strap on in my ass. When she played it back to me I couldn’t believe how much length I was taking. She said “ l start shallow but as you don’t complain I push in a little further with every thrust, until you gasp or cum” It gave me a different perspective of anal sex seeing what was happening to my stretched ass.
Definitely! I was very surprised when I saw our first pegging video! So hot when she grabbed my hips. She was surprised how much she enjoyed it also.
Nothing quite like pov porn!
Hmm, two very dirty pictures in the last week.
First one last week, when I’d been power hosing out the lime spreader. I was covered head to toe in black crap. Work friend thought it was hilarious and took a photo. Getting it out of my hair later was a serious mission and multiple conditioner applications were required.
Secondly, this morning, topping I caught a small roll of old fencing wire that shouldn’t have been where I was. A bit spun forward (don’t know how) but sliced a hole in one of the topper’s hydrolic oil pipes and spurted oil everywhere when I tried to pick it up. I took a photo to send to my boss.
So yeh, one dirty picture taken of me and one dirty picture I took to send to my boss. Probably not what you had in mind but honestly very dirty!
That’s not dirty. It’s filthy.
Curious now as to what your interpretation of ‘talking dirty’ is…
I’m imagining moody lights, and seductive and sultry whispers of ‘… used gym clothes… public toilets… mud….’.
I’m known for doing the odd tease photo! 
Sent a mate me windmilling after a shower if that counts
Couple of saucy pics to send to MrGlasgow for fun when the mood takes me in the future the wine parisienne chemise is just 
especially paired with my favourite red soled babies 
my louboutins never make it out the bedroom also previously mentioned Bluetooth selfie button is an absolute must! Makes taking the snaps yourself soon easy 