What was your first dirty movie?

Ugh. My first porn movie was one I found hidden in my mother's closet. It was called Taboo and was a copy of a copy (oh, back in those sweet VHS days...) of porn that looked to be from the 70s--there were a few of them, and I think she had three.

The basic story line was...um...everyone had sex with everyone else, naturally. But I guess what made it stick out was the incest. I made it through the brother/sister scenes by repeating "they're just actors! not really related! don't! freak! out!" but I couldn't handle it when they had the mother/son scene. It just squigged me right out.

I know incest is a pretty common fantasy now and fair enough for people who enjoy it. But I know that icked my ten year old self out like nothing else. I would have licked a frog's butt if I could have scoured the image of that mother going down on her son from my head.

From that point on, I realized the importance of having a description of the movie being clear.

Incest porn always kills a thread. It is like a sexual Godwin's law. :)

"has anyone tried out clothes pegs in the bedroom??"

Oh yes, the boyfriend has a pair of plastic ones that he loves using, and I must say I'm very fond of them! I've been tempted to buy some nipple clamps, but I doubt they'd be any better really. Although, I do love the way the chained ones look.

:O clothes pegs on your nipples :O do you guys feel pain at all... or is that what it is you like the pain... I cant imagine that being nice..I breast fed both my kids and they both bit my nipples more than once.. so I'm very protective over them now !!

I'm a bit of a masochist, really, so I must admit I do quite enjoy the right sort of pain on occasion. He likes a little bit, too, although mostly because it reminds him who's in control at the time!

My first porn experience was one of the best.

A group of us all about 16 sitting around in an older friend's living room the first film he put on was great fun. It included all these beautiful american aliens who had come to earth in a silver flying saucer in order to seduce earth men and women. They all wore silver costumes and wigs until the appropriate moment it was amazingly cheesy and very funny, yet the sex scenes were very sexy. But the best moment of all was when the lead alien turned directly to camera and said "I don't write this crap, I just have to read it."

Later on in the evening our friend put on some porn featuring animals and I discovered there is nothing like alcohol and seeing a woman stick a python up her arse to make you really hurl.

If anyone can recognise the first film from that description I'd really like to know what it was.

I meant I want to know what the first film was not the second. Yet again I feel we really need the facility to be able to edit our messages!

gotta confess that it was Deep Throat. I know how cliched that sounds, but it really was that. it was not a new movie at all. I was a freshman and it was playing on VHS in an off campus house in which a bunch of guys lived, and I must admit I was pretty transfixed by the 2 scenes I saw. one was the famous scene in which Linda Lovelace discovers that her clit is in a mighty strange place. what she does to Harry Reems in that scene had me thinking he was the luckiest dude on earth. I'd had blowjobs, of course, but this was something else again. I still remember the music in a scene where she gets totally nailed in the butt (doggystyle) by one guy, while another dude eats her out from below. that was pretty hot too. I'm pretty sure those images must have fueled many a feverish jackoff session for a while.

ok so my mum was away for the weekend and me and my girlfriend where all alone we was about 15. We was so bored and wanted to watch a film (a normal film). so we went into my mums room to see what she had, and my girlfriend found a movie called virtual encounters and we just assumed it was a normal movie so we layed on my bed and watched and to discover the worst porn ever made, the acting was terrible and the story, what story it was terrible.

my first movie was real hardcore I was 15 it was called violation of vagrant virgins a must for young boys best sex education movie there is

Don't go down the mine daddy!!! dont get much dirtier than that !!!

ive seen so many i cant remember
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mine was a really bad soft-core on cinemax. pretty much everyone knows that at 9o'clock it turns to skinemax. Well, you don't know that if you're 10.

It was about a pool boy who worked for this super rich guy. the rich guy had a daughter and a wife (step mom, not real mom of the daughter) and was banging the maid. the pool boy had a thing for the daughter, the maid, and the wife. Big nice foursome fantasy scene. For softcore, it was pretty hot.

Then the daughter catches the maid and the dad in the shower (not so hot, the maid's face was all scrunched up and she looked like it hurt, and was angry at him)

Well, in the end, step mom and maid shoot rich guy, pool boy stops evil plot to steal rich guy's money, and daughter (the ONLY one who wore undies in the ENTIRE movie) rewards him with standing sex by the piano.

My first movie was Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat, the only problem it was in German.

pussytalk,it was quiet funny as the womens pussy would talk,you would see her pussy and it would be saying fuck me and other dirty things,it was more funny than a turn on,mind you i was young at the time when i saw that film.just image girls if our pussy could talk ,how many of you would have some explaining to do.To be honest i wouldn,t even like to image it.

My first porn film(s)were as a very young fresh faced police officer...having to check films we'd seized one day from a sex shop raid....seem to think the first was something like "inside Desiree Cousteau..." which caused a little blush over my face as I was the only female officer...the second film....."animal farm.." left me shell shocked for days...Ah....how nice it was to be young and innocent....

My first boyfriend in high school showed me a porn tape that had an alien theme. I don't remember the name, or much about it. We pretty much got horny very fast and fucked right there on his bed with his parents downstairs.

Good question! My first was when I was about 13 and I watched it with the mayor of our town's son who was a fair bit older and said it was okay if I wanted to wank off with him whilst watching it! (i found out he was gat some time later). Actually I still know him and he's a top bloke!!

It was called The Desires Within Young Girls and I vaugely remember the storyline was a mother trying to marry off her two daughters to a rich man.

Good stuff!

Mine was a rather cheesy porn film called 'latina screw sluts number something' (I think). It was found by my mate in his house. Don't know who's it was.

This was at school so provoked alot of interest. Being his best mate I got to keep it. If I am honest it was more for business than pleasure. I sensed an oppurtunity!

A class load of horny teenage boys wanting my new DVD, a DVD-R (which not everyone had) and a couple of blank DVDs and I was off! I made lots! . I also sold chewing gum, that made me even more!

Mine was when i was about 10, and it was called Angel of the Island, was various scenes, a real old video, i stole it from my brother, lol.

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