Walkabout - not porn, hell no it sure as hell was ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think i was abourt 14 years old and found it behind our tv in the front room and decided to see what it was, being the nosey teenager. Was rather emaressed i then think that my mother had such things.
I really can't remember - is that bad?
I vaguely remember two girls in a swimming pool - very domme/sub but that's all.
hehehehe i have to confees to never spotting or taking note of a name my first porn i masturbated to wwas when i was around 14 and watching one of the forien channels on sky ...then moved on to all allsorts of stuff with my ex hubby never noted names though ...strabge that
The first porn film i ever seen was Flesh Gordon (hahaha) it still makes me laugh now, it was my friends dads and he came in to find about ten of us in creases watching it!
I don't remember the first porn movie I saw, but I assume I was quite young back then as I remember that when I was about 8 my mom found my drawings presenting with every detail naked couple with woman giving a hand job:P
I remeber though my first you could call 'almost soft-porn experience' when I was 4 and played over and over again my sister's video tape with Michael's Jackson 'Keep it in closet'! Couldn't take stop watching it! Even now when I see it I think it's really hot! Looks like a foreplay without touching.
Loads of the Color Climax shorts on what looked like 10th generation vhs video tape. First full length film was probably Teenage Madam starring John Holmes. Think i might still have it somewhere. Always remember the line " Thats not piss, its love juice, baby!"
Does anyone remeber those dodgy films that used to be on channel 5?? I'm sure they were some peoples first.
I remember there used to be some sex related show on late at night on Five (channel 5) and there was all kinds of stuff on there. It's probably not "proper" porn but it was sexual.
If not that then some amataur porn I watched when I was about 16.
I can't remember how it was spelt but mine was "Emanule And The Last Cannibals" My mum only saw the last cannibals part and bought it for me as a birthday present as I love cheesy horror films. I put it on and it took less then 5 minutes to realize throw it out the dvd player. I then waited for her to come back from work to which I greeted with "YOU GAVE ME PORN!"
Little Lady wrote:
I remember there used to be some sex related show on late at night on Five (channel 5) and there was all kinds of stuff on there. It's probably not "proper" porn but it was sexual.
Sounds about right for me too, random stuff on late at night on Five back when they didn't have countless episodes of Law & Order and CSI to play.
miss fortune wrote:
I can't remember how it was spelt but mine was "Emanule And The Last Cannibals" My mum only saw the last cannibals part and bought it for me as a birthday present as I love cheesy horror films. I put it on and it took less then 5 minutes to realize throw it out the dvd player. I then waited for her to come back from work to which I greeted with "YOU GAVE ME PORN!"
OMG that's so funny! What did she say and did you ever watch it more?
imeldaimelda wrote:
miss fortune wrote:
I can't remember how it was spelt but mine was "Emanule And The Last Cannibals" My mum only saw the last cannibals part and bought it for me as a birthday present as I love cheesy horror films. I put it on and it took less then 5 minutes to realize throw it out the dvd player. I then waited for her to come back from work to which I greeted with "YOU GAVE ME PORN!"
OMG that's so funny! What did she say and did you ever watch it more?
I remember one of the teachers at one of my schools got a bit angry... Someone named a character 'Emanulle' in there english work after the rubbish soft porn actress.
My english teacher was alot more forgiving...
My A-level course work was on the etymology of the word cunt... Its a fascinationg word!
Really? Wow! Can you start a thread and tell us a bit more about the history? I'm a geek like that!
I'll dig it up and post some interesting bit.. it was done as a magazine articles and I've killed my notes but i'll find the piece....
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The Czech its called ‘kunda’, Russians know it as ‘kunka’, the ancient Hittites ‘kun’, The Romans ‘cunnus’, Swedish 'kuntte' Old Frisian and Icelandic 'kunta', Dutch 'kutte' Arabic ‘cush’ - The different translations of Cunt!
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Similarly ‘Love Lane’, ‘Fondle Street’ and ‘Puppekirky Street’ (meaning Poke Skirt Street) all existed in the dank dark ages. In Shrewsbury town centre a ‘Grope Lane’ still exists, most cites have however opted for the more polite ‘Grape Lane’ which began to change during the 1700s. ‘Cuntbitten’, the first literacy reference to ‘cunt’ appeared in the 15th Centaury courtesy of William Dunbar. Cuntbitten meant afflicted with VD by the way.
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Oooo thats not going to work...
Has to be sometime in the later part of the 70's me and BF went to pictures and saw... think it was 'The Bitch' - not exactly porn, but consider that at that time there was no channel 4 or 5 or sky....the radio closed down at 7.30pm then Luxy 208 came on - if you were lucky !
A night at the pictures was luxury, then you had to get the last bus back home at 10pm !! you young folks today have never had it so good !!
Confessions of a window cleaner...lol...but true
imeldaimelda wrote:
miss fortune wrote:
I can't remember how it was spelt but mine was "Emanule And The Last Cannibals" My mum only saw the last cannibals part and bought it for me as a birthday present as I love cheesy horror films. I put it on and it took less then 5 minutes to realize throw it out the dvd player. I then waited for her to come back from work to which I greeted with "YOU GAVE ME PORN!"
OMG that's so funny! What did she say and did you ever watch it more?
I can laugh at it now. I often mention it while drunk. She asked what I was on about. I then explained she went red and mumbled a sorry. I never watched it again. I did fast forward a bit as i thought it might be important to the films plot (blame a friend and Oldboy for that) as soon as I realized I never watched it again. Turns out mum gave it to my grandad to give to one of his friends down the pub. o.o