That sounds like a nightmare, bet it wasn’t fun to clean up either 
Not sure I’ve ever lost an erection quicker…
Mrs W here …
@Gareth … did you manage to stick a plaster on it? 
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Put some tissue on it and left it there undisturbed for a couple of hours until I built up the courage to check on it.
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@Iwill It would be the obvious place to look if he hadn’t insisted that it had dropped off onto the floor!!! 
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It was my worst fear at the time as all I was thinking was what if I’d have to go to A&E with this buzzing going off up my bum in the waiting room 
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Back last November I snapped my banjo, carried on but then for the following at least 9/12 weeks I was out of action