What would you never buy on LH.... but if you could have 1 item for free you'd choose it ????

Hey, Sorry if there is already a topic like this, looked a few pages back and didn't see anything...

Any how, I was looking through Lovehoney and there's always a few items I'd love to get but I never would, be it too expensive, unsure if it'd get the use or whatever....

One of mine is http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11759

The Louisiana Lounger... Myself and the wife think it could be a great laugh and it's not too expensive but we both reckon it would be a one night wonder....

What would you choose??

It's four hundred pounds it's a realistic dildo, male bum and torso I'd put into a lovely silk suit, stuffed arms and legs, now if I could put Maurice Colbournes face on it. oh Yes.