Being caught by the soon to be mother-in-law was not the proudest moment either... was expecting a "Withdraw yourself from my daughter now vile human!!!" instead we actually just got "Whooops sorry i'll come back later"... suffice to say we were creased with laughter afterwards :p
That's similar to my story, except I didn't laugh....
I was expect some "Please remove your penis from my daughters mouth." type quote but nope she said sorry!
Potential mother-in-laws, what are they like ey? Stopping the good times!
My most embarassing sex moment was on holiday with my family and a friend when I was 17. I'd had a fall out with my friend and headed back to the flat we were all staying at early. The lights were all out and I assumed nobody was home, so went to unluck the door...only to find out it was already unlocked.
I wandered around the flat calling out "hello...is anyone home" and found the place empty.....until I opened the door to my parents room........to find my mum on her back and my dad mid swing
I actually froze to the spot and it was my dad lobbing a pillow at me that brought me back to my senses.
I couldnt look either of them in the face for the rest of the holiday!
Talking of mother in laws, any of you ever get involved in an embarassing clinch with yer mother in law????
Just a thought!!!
Tallboy
NOPE! But she was drunk after a meal the other week and gave me TOO much info. The convo was about me not liking certain types of food and me saying I never will like certain types of food. She pipped up with this lovely little gem:
"Don't tell (girlfriend) but when I was 16 I had a bet for £5 with (Whoever it was) that I wouldn't have sex before marriage. I was so confident. Anyway by the time I got married I could of give him at least £50!"
Me.. "Errr yea, but I'll never like mushrooms. They taste too earthy"
I think she was effectively saying when your younger you arn't sure what will change so don't be too sure....
I still haven't told the girlfriend, I'm not sure if I should!....
Just remembered one, although not that bad. I was laying on the bed in a house me and her were looking after when she came into the room and took a running jump onto me, that’s when the slats all popped out we the mattress and us both falling through the bed onto the floor. Looking at the bed it was badly made with the slats only overlapping by 2 mil either side, it even happened when I put my bag on it.
For the rest of the week we made do with the floor and sofa
It's not a very good story but here goes. My OH not long got a new bed (bloody simple man bought a tiny single that moves like the hospital beds) So I was on top when we heard "bang!" and felt ourselves sink slightly. Turns out it was just a slate (not sure if that's what they're called) slipped out. I'm just glad the house was empty.
The OH and I had only been together for bout 3 months and we went on our first holiday to some holiday camp down west Wales. It was lovely and sunny so decided to take a dip in the outdoor pool. After a little while we were feeling a little frisky and the pool was busy so we had a bit of a descrete fumble. Then we thought how far can we go?? We were cuddling facing each other and he managed to slip himsef inside me. All was going well untill he thrusted slightly and stoped...he looked in pain. I asked if he was ok and he said no. I told him to go back to the villa ahead of me so we didn't look too suspicious and i'd follow in a few mins. When I got back he was standing outside the villa still holding himself...I still had the key...oops.
It turned out he had tore the bit of skin on the underside of his penis. It bled for ages and I sat holding a flannel on it for him. He was a brave boy though and were back down to it 20 mins later :)
He still has a loose flap of skin....we call it his french tickler
Ouch! My mate tore that. I got a rather vivid description of how much it bled. Its called a frenulum. Or frenchulum as you could now call it.
Just so you know you have one under your tongue, your lips and clit.
And that boys and girls is why you should alwas use lubrication!
Ta for that, I couldn't think of the bloody name for it lol.
It did hurt bless him, never is good to bleed down there he says. Lubrication is def a good idea, but we were in the pool and any natural lubrication was getting washed away. External Media
Talking of mother in laws, any of you ever get involved in an embarassing clinch with yer mother in law????
Just a thought!!!
Tallboy
TB - I haven't had any embarrassing clinches with my mother-in-law, but something just popped into my head!! Me and the OH were in the middle of a session the other night when I asked him if he'd ever considered a 3some. I wish I hadn't as he told me that he secretly thought about doing it with my mum - that put a quick end to the sex!!! I think I'll embarrass him one of these days with that piece of info....
I mean this in the nicest possible way... but is your OH lacking any mental facilties?
Did he really think telling you he'd like to have your mum would turn you on!
lol - i don't think he's lacking in that way, but we had been out for the night and consumed large amounts of vodka, so maybe he wasn't thinking straight!! I don't think he told me to turn me on - just to see how far he could try me before he turned me off!! could have been worse, i could have brought up the fact that i secretly have a thing about one of his brothers......
Almost getting caught as a teenager in my then BF parents house, worst part was frantically getting dressed and dashing downstairs to find, when I sat down in the lounge that the condom we couldn't find upstairs was half way down the leg of my 'barely black' tights
