300 pounds… that’s a lot of sex toys. Oh wait, you would need a hammer and pipe wrench as well. LOL
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I have a fantasy of going to a male sauna waering a pair of the wife’s sexy Lacey knickers getting lots of attention, getting on my knees with a circle of guys around me sucking them all off, and then being picked up laid down on a bench and they all fuck me in the arse and mouth as others stood over wanking waiting there turn, i end up with cum overflowing out of my arse, dribbling out my mouth and covering my chest and stomach.
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Hi @Oldman. The next thing you will be thinking of, is looking at a Ford or Chevy van, for all the accessories / tools 
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For 36 years I had a 73 shorty Dodge van with a 388 HP balanced and blueprinted 360 CI engine with an overdrive automatic from Mopar racing . I used it for responding to rescue dives . State Patrol lead me on a dive call , he said he could not outrun me , his car topped out at 137MPH . Repainted it three times and replaced suspension three times . Would have made a good handyman van . Friends referred to it as the “ Whoope Van .
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@Oldman Sounds just right for the new job “in hand” excuse the pun
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I have a reccurent medical play fantasy that just will not leave me alone, Basically, I want to be experimented on with all kinds of SFW (and perhaps some totally NSFW 
) “experiments”, possibly with some kind of build-up to being selected for some sort of “programme” of sorts.
There’s more to this because in my fantasy I have clearly been selected as a target of interest, but I am referred to as “subject”, as though I’ve been picked at random and my name, wants, opinions etc are completely irrelevant.
Anyway, I’ve already said more than enough
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Bought the gf the business secretary outfit from LH. Has anyone bought this before and any reviews. She is round mine this weekend and planning on gifting it to her. I opened it up from the packaging and didn’t realise how quite small the g string is
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This is something we do.
She wears a Basque, suspenders and stockings but no knickers under a long dress and I wear nipple clamps and a butt plug. At some point in the evening she will masturbate to orgasm in the ladies room with a bullet vibrator.
Tonight though we’re going out in reversed roles. I’ll be wearing womens knickers and a camel toe gaff and she’ll be wearing mens briefs and a cock and balls soft packer.
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Having a three way with my wife and edited by mod
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Me freshly hair free all under , chest , abdomon ,and legs . Prepped for anal play . Me wearing the pegger’s choice of stockings and garter along with a silky short bralette . I will be standing , legs apart with a blindfold on facing a large mirror for dominitrix’s viewing pleasure . She starts off kissing my nipples along with lite bites , then my neck . As she gets behind me , running her hands across my nipples and down my chest to my fun bits . She is wearing a thick 9" up curved cock like dildo that has a built in rumbly vibrator along with a enlarging member that matches the pulses when it imitates climax pumping fake cum in a good volume . As she strokes me until I cum and then has me lick her fingers clean . As with many of my fantasies I want it all caught on video for future enjoyment .
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I love your fantasy. My wife and I enjoy watching gangbang videos mmm. By the way I love your body you’re flawless
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That’s an easy fantasy, Beautiful
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That sounds like a lot of fun.
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I would like to tape my other hands separately in to balls insert a remote controlled vibrator in to her and then put her in a very tight shiny one piece swimsuit to keep the vibe in place.
Then tease her over and over again and watch her trying to get the vibe of her.
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My hands vet wrapped behind me and forced to go down on a lot of women. They would then taken their wet knickers and put them over my head and in my mouth and held in place with more vet wrap
To stand naked in the corner of a room while a very attractive yoga teacher in shiny lycra tells me to put on her spare French knickers. once I manage to get soft she will do whatever I want the only problem is she is doing all sorts of sexy yoga in front of me!
It’s boring and a little odd but… I would just like to feel sexually embarrassed. I am just too comfortable with too much stuff.
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Three impossible things:
First, I want my urethra to stretch enough for my husband to get inside and cram me full of cum in a new way.
Second, I want my clit to grow another couple of inches to I can actually penetrate a partner with it. Or to wake up with a penis like a real boy.
Third, I think want my friend for a girlfriend. I want to kiss her and rub her three inches while watching my husband inside her. And even better, if my second fantasy was possible, I’d be in her myself.
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Currently don’t have a new one just OH in her basque stockings heels gloves whilst wearing her harness and strapon while smoking a thin cigar always gets me horny and hard
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Well I actually had this dream but it’s remained as a fantasy. So my wife gave me a task/challenge where she put a vibrating/thrusting prostate massager in my butt and another vibrating thingy on the head of my penis. Then she pulled up a pr. of her knickers on me and had me dress in my regular clothes. We were going out for the night, shopping, dinner and movie. She held the remote controls to both of these vibrators and as we’re out for quite awhile she engaged them quite frequently and sometimes in awkward circumstances. Well the task for me was that I was not allowed to cum in her panties but if I did I had to lick them completely clean. Well as you’d image after several intermittent and prolonged vibrating/thrusting events during the night I came bucket loads. edited by modThen I got a spanking.
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