When did you last have sex?

Not for a few months unfortunately. We’ve either been sick and dealing with life stresses.

Well if you must, it must be hard being a tester but someones got to do it. It must be so hard but good luck.

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Sending hugs :hugs: :hugs:

Thanks. Not had the best luck. I had covid last May. Got better and sex life kinda went back to normal then got a kidney infection 2-3 weeks ago and then caught Norovirus last week which is just starting to ease.

Oh heck, you poor thing. Have a cup of tea and some jaffa cakes

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Awesome night last night… Missus allowed me to shave her, always great to get that smooth as a whistle. Lots of oral and fun with dildos, 3 or 4 orgasms for her.

She then put the blindfold on and I spanked her with the paddle and told her she was a very very naughty girl.

Next up it was anal, she absolutely loved it, we did that for a long time, she really wanted me to finish in her but I was kind as she had work today and a run to do, stuff dribbling out isn’t great for her.

What we did do though was some great DP… We got her life size dildos out and managed both me in her butt and one of those in her vagina. She went crazy and had a few more orgasms.

Any how to finish off I really wanted her to pee on me, I got on the loo and slipped in her butt again but she wasn’t able to do it, so instead she squatted and I played with myself. Sadly before she peed I blew my load like a rocket (her words) across the ensuite floor.

Lots to clear up after that sesh and it was so so so so hot.

Hoping for PiV tonight, she wore a right amazing dress to work with me seeing her thong thru it and it really turned me on. I’m not sure if she’s got the stamina though after last night!!

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About 2 hours ago. Both wide awake, I said to him I’ve got an itch that needs scratching :smirk: so he puts himself in my mouth and I do his favourite and deepthroats me :drooling_face: which gets me going :sweat_drops: then he slides his finger into my bum, which gets me going even more. He then starts teasing me by just inserting the the tip of him and taking him out and caresses my clit with him, does this until I’m literally begging him to insert himself. He goes in deep and hard, going fast bringing me to orgasm again and just as I do he cums at the same time :woozy_face: perfect start to the day :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Our plan for pegging went out the window with some family drama. Went to bed last night really frustrated. Turns out hubby was frustrated too.

He got me squirting a few times just using his hands, before teasing my clit with his penis and my bum with his hand until I climbed on him for anal with me on top. Something about that position works wonders, and I was squirting all over his stomach. We came (almost) together and collapsed in a soggy, happy mess. So not a total loss to the day :hot_face:

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It’s only 3 days ago but my wife still has her cold so it’s disrupted our enforced schedule. Right now we should be doing wonderful things to each other including trying out the new finger vibrator I got her (among other things) for her birthday yesterday.

Hopefully she’ll be sorted by the weekend and we can spend some time catching up.

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Last night. To my surprise after a shower, OH met me with new basque and suspenders on. Unfortunately to her disappointment, I didn’t last the distance :no_mouth: I blame tiredness and lack of practice but don’t think OH believes me. Brownie points to make up tonight :crossed_fingers:

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Last night after months of no sex. Was basic missionary but feeling him easing inside after months felt amazing. Neither of us didn’t last long though lol

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Last night while the thunderstorm was going on oh it was fun with all the lightning and claps of thunder :slight_smile: I was pleased the kids stayed asleep :wink:

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Last night :face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Last night. Oh it was amazing I love it when he makes me cum with his mouth.

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Well after anal two nights ago, last night got the PiV as I hoped.

I strapped her down with the love honey bed restraints and went to town on licking her butt and vagina. Got her ready and took her and spanked her silly whilst she couldn’t move.

I got a bit tired on my legs so uncuffed her Arms and she went to town sucking a cock dildo whilst I literally banged her in doggy until I came deep in her.

Hot sweaty mess and a break for a night need tonight :fire::joy:

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Last night, surprised that he wanted to after the morning session. He was already waiting for me, and ordered me to lay down in-between his legs and start with his balls by putting them in my mouth, then a bj while massaging his balls, while doing that he wanted me to use my womanizer (laying at his side now) on myself. When I was getting close, I was going faster on him and applying more pressure. He put on the new FSOG cockring and went ball’s deep and hard going fast bringing me to orgasm as he cummed leaving me like jelly for ages :woozy_face:

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Last night. Had some outdoor naughtiness in the thunder storm followed by indoor naughtiness in the shower.

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Last night :blush: whoop whoop :grin: xx

Had a really strange orgasm tho :see_no_evil:

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Strange how?!

Last night. Orgasm from oral for me :fire: Long, flat tongue licks are my favourite :stuck_out_tongue: Followed by BJ for him then finishing in doggy :heart:

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