When did you last masturbate?

I feel like a broken record here, but… last night & again this morning :laughing:

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You like clockwork girl :wink:

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Quick wank this afternoon before an important meeting that is then straight into a full afternoon/evening of parenting responsibilities.

Wife comes home tomorrow, thank God. And then it’ll be back to sex and not having to do ALL the household stuff myself. Defintely looking forward to the sex the most, though.

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This morning. I mostly skipped yesterday - too busy to have time for anything except putting in my jiggle ball for my morning exercises. It still hurt a bit going in, but less so, right after a night of sleeping with the dildo inside to stretch me, and more coming out. I think if I take it out after a few hours, I should probably add some lube first. Last night I didn’t have time to masturbate, it was too late already by the time I went to bed, but I decided to sleep with the large dilator inside, which went better than I had hoped. I still couldn’t take the full length, but took most of it, and it felt better than the last time I used it. Still some discomfort, but also the beginnings of that lovely squirmy feeling that I get when my pussy is nicely full. So that’s progress. This morning I started with pillow humping, then put in the jiggle ball (still just using the single ball), which slipped in more easily and with less pain than last time, and used my fingers on my clit, and really enjoyed edging myself. I decided not to cum - I’m going to try to wait until at least tonight, or some time tomorrow if I can hold off that long. It will be hard - it’s so sweet when I cum - but if I can wait I guess it will be better. At least that seems to be what everyone says. So I’m going to try. I did really enjoy doing my morning exercises with the jiggle ball in, which would probably have felt less interesting if I had just cummed. It still hurt when I finally took the jiggle ball out (5 hours later), so next time I will try lubing some more just before extraction. Let this be a warning to you, ladies. Keep your pussy well exercised, even if you’ve lost interest in sex, so that if the interest comes back, you don’t have to go through this annoying stretching regimen.

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Last night it was amazing after 17 days of edging, started with slow humping on the livingroom floor then out came my wand for a mind blowing orgasm fully clothed.

:cloud_with_lightning_and_rain::banana::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:

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Just now. Since I’d been good and let my pussy rest for a few hours, I figured I could put the jiggle ball back in before I got on the treadmill. But I wanted to loosen my pussy up before trying to put it back in, so I took the bullet vibrator from the dilator set and used it for a few minutes, and oh it was nice. I love it on my clit, and my labia, and in my pussy, but I totally adore it on my perineum. I came very close to cumming, but managed not to, and then I slipped the jiggle ball in with very little pain, and rewarded myself with some fingers on my clit, and sucking on two fingers of the other hand, and I got even closer to cumming, but still managed not to. And now I’ll go get on the treadmill, with the jiggle ball to tickle me inside, and make exercising more fun.

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Mutual masturbation last night, using his new vibrating stroker and my womanizer Pro40 for me :exploding_head::hot_face:

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Some more edging sessions. One yesterday after the treadmill, a short one with the bullet from the dilator set for about 15 minutes, moving it around from spot to spot, felt wonderful, didn’t cum. Then again last night when I went to bed, after putting in the large dilator for sleep, I used the bullet again just on my clit for a while. The dilator felt more comfortable than last time, although still too big, and the bullet was as nice as ever. This morning I woke up and indulged in the bullet for an hour, but didn’t cum. When I felt like I couldn’t stand it any more I stopped and rushed out to a luncheon that I was almost late for, pussy pulsing and shivering. And this afternoon a session with bondage porn and my finger. I managed to still not cum. I think I will tonight though. It will have been three days since I orgasmed, which is quite long enough.

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My wife is having the tiniest interest in sex and she has been out of penetrative sex for so long it would make you cry . I ordered her a dilator set to do the same thing you are doing . If our 19 year old grandson would get financially ready to move out it would sure make all play , exercise time a lot easier . And Grandpa could revert back to his household nudist self .

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3 days ago, in the morning around 11.30am, with my magic wand, watching something naughty on my phone. Hope I didn’t disturb the neighbors too much the ending was very explosive.

This is a must buy if you don’t have it:

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/magic-wand-vibrators/p/lovehoney-classic-extra-powerful-massage-wand-vibrator/a20464g52984.html

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A few days ago when at home, time is limited and lots of traveling means got to do it when I can.

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It’s wonderful that she is regaining interest. I hope she has an easy time of it. If she ever wants to commiserate, I am here. We could create a new topic ‘the trials and tribulations of pussy shrinkage’.

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I would have imagine most of us by now have a magic wand :slightly_smiling_face:

I personally have them in all colours including the silver one that got discontinued. It was only available for around a year.

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Mutual masturbation this morning at half 5.
Don’t know who’s loving his stoker more, him or me using it while performing oral :joy:

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This morning, FINALLY got Mrs Pootle to participate in some sexual action (long story…) which resulted in some gentle kisses and caresses before being given a VERY sensual slow lubed up hand job :fist::fist::fist::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:
Mind blown​:exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head:

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Last night and again this morning. I had gotten a pussy pump https://www.lovehoney.co.nz/p/lovehoney-supreme-sensation-pussy-pump/67913.html because I read that it gave a sensation similar to being eaten, and its been too many years since I had that pleasure, but then reading about it in advance of using it, I noticed that it was supposed to loosen you up, and I thought that would be useful before trying to insert the jiggle ball. So I tried that, for both of the last two sessions. Pumped it up and kept it on for about 30 minutes. It does give the sensation, not as a constant thing, but off and on for a bit, reminding me how nice it was when my husband was alive and he went down on me, which he did a lot. So not a replacement for oral sex, a nice reminder of it, but it left me wishing for a playmate who would do that for real. I also found that I had to pump it back up regularly - maybe the seal is not perfect, or maybe I just get used to one level of pressure and crave more - I’m not certain. Anyway, by the end my clit and labia were really swollen and hard and super sensitive, and felt really nice, but I don’t think it made the jiggle ball slide in any easier. I still have some pain when I insert it. So last night after using the pussy pump, I put in the jiggle ball and then used the bullet to good effect for a long slow build up and orgasm. This morning I was just going to put in the jiggle ball and start my day with my usual exercise routine, but after I put it in I decided I didn’t want to waste the sensations from using the pump, so I used my fingers of one hand on my clit, and the other hand pressing down on my belly and slightly full bladder (which is also a turn on, I’m not sure why), to cum fairly quickly. Now I really need to get to my exercises, as I’m way off schedule. But between the jiggle ball and the pumped up sensation in my pussy, it should be an enjoyable exercise session. :blush:

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30 minutes ago​:blush: Started off waking up and slow humping in my bed. Then went over to my computer to watch some porn, doggystle always does it for me for morning porn.

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Not last night, for once :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: So I knew I’d need a good sesh this morning. I had the Lush3 in on permanent vibration for about two hours leading up to an empty house… then let loose. Fuuuuuck I needed that :ok_hand:t2:

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Last night, in anticipation of the Mrs being in the mood later - she then tells me whilst I was at work that she had a little session thinking about riding me reverse cowgirl and I tell you what, that was it for me!

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About an hour ago. Last night I did nothing other than put in the large dilator for some more stretching in my sleep. Finally got it in all the way :grinning: and it didn’t feel uncomfortable. But it didn’t make me feel like doing anything, either, so I just slept. I had no plans for today, but a LH box arrived, and it had my first bunch of rope, so I just had to put on a youtube self-tie shibari video and try it out. I did a bust harness, took a few pictures, and then I was going to try a hip harness, but I was feeling so turned on from a combination of playing with the ropes and a fantasy about an old flame that I’d been working on off and on all day, which had turned into a bondage fantasy (he was a bit of a bad boy, and I think if we’d been more sophisticated at the time, he would definitely have gotten into tying me up), well, I just decided I couldn’t waste those feelings. Started out with the bullet outside my undies, and then after a bit I just felt the urgent need for the dildo, and that made me cum in no time flat. Then I got back to playing with my ropes, and did a nice hip harness, and took some more pictures (really glad I read the thread on picture tips and tricks and knew about setting up a safe storage place that is not my camera roll). When I ordered the rope I thought 10 meters sounded like plenty, but I can see it’s not much at all. Enough to do either a bust harness or a hip harness, but not both at once. I guess I’ll be placing another order soon.

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