When did you last masturbate?

Cnt beat the bbw porn like lol and I just wanked over my bbw gfs ass ten mins ago in bed that fat arse always gets me exploding lol

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This morning whilst watching the wife masturbate and squirt whilst she was having a shower.

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I don’t know. I’ll have to figure out how it works and see if that’s th e problem. Thanks for the suggestion.

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You’re most welcome.

Last night I got out my little pocket rocket, put on the round sleeve, turned it on, pressed it to my clit, and then the next thing I remember is waking up a few hours later, with my hand still in place (I almost don’t move when I sleep), and the charge completely drained. I don’t remember any dreams, so I’ll never know what happened. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
Today I got another LH package, so I really wanted to play with my new toys. Finally found time for it at the end of the afternoon. Among other things I got this flickering flower, and decided to try it out. https://www.lovehoney.co.nz/p/lovehoney-flower-power-rechargeable-flickering-clitoral-vibrator/84664.html
:exploding_head: :astonished:
It’s amazingly powerful for something so small, the points are sharp and the overall experience is so intense I almost couldn’t stand it, but in a good way. I accompanied it with the nonfunctional rabbit vibrator used as a dildo, because it’s just about the size I want inside me right now, which meant turning it around backwards so the rabbit ears were out of the way - otherwise they would block the flower’s access to my clit - so they were pressing on my perinium. It only took a few minutes for me to cum, and left me feeling really shaky.

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Just now. I wasn’t planning to, but I was reading the when were you last spanked thread (which just made me envious) and then the what’s the biggest cock you’ve taken thread (which brought back an interesting memory) and I got inspired. So this time I used the pocket rocket with the bulbous sleeve in my pussy (which just swallowed it up), the flickering flower on my clit, off and on sucking on the neon pink dildo, and then I pulled out another new toy, a flogger, and added that into the mix. :boom: :smiling_face:. Afterwards, I wasn’t sure how I’d get the pocket rocket out again, but I just stood up and pushed and it slid right out.

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Yesterday morning before work, I was talking to my partner about my bruised boobs and it was easier to show him in a video. That got me excited and I had to go get my toys out. Desire wand and my purple dildo soon had the towel soaked :upside_down_face:

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Mutual last night but got interpreted so OH finished himself off all over my boobs :fire:

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Few hours ago, was texting with my sexual partner about peeing and the wants and needs were expanding as we talked. There was a minute possibility that he was going to be able to come today. He said to expect that he wasn’t going to be able to come so that if he did it would be a nice surprise…like that was ever going to stop me from being hopeful amd being disappointed.
With that conversation, trying on a tester item and taking photos and video for him to be involved, that got me extra horny.
I put on the collar and lead and thought I hit record and played with nipple clamps and spanking ny nipples with the handle of the lead until I had to feel something inside me. Until I met him my nipples were not very sensitive and now they love the attention, he’s some sort of wizard!
Stopped the video, which was really me turning it on…I missed that whole section :roll_eyes: I wasn’t the only one that missed out today but I described it to him instead, because I’m nice :wink:

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A few days ago. My OH was away so I tried some prostate play, again nearly got there but couldn’t come, or so I thought. Decided to do some edging and after a while produced a handful of clear thick liquid out of the blue. It felt really good then completed the task and produced loads of “normal” cum. Weird but good session and very pleasant!

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Sounds really exciting

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Friday just before the weekend. Nearly got there prostate orgasm using lovehoney LH lube, LH 7 inch glass beaded dildo and andros progasm gave my prostate some super milking.

Nipple suckers, on… On and off and lots of nipple rubbing and some squeezing and tried some slapping.

Bit of self spanking smacked my own ass pretty hard.

Vibrating double cock ring. Perineum rubbing with LH vibrating g spot dildo.

Did some cock slapping for the first time. Never tried it before and quite enjoyed it. Was quite rough with my own balls and cock, slapping it up and down against my belly and also hitting it a bit front and back hand actually felt titillating and got some pre cum shooting around.

I drained myself quite a bit with that play but not a proper Penis orgasm then used new blowmotion Suction vibrating masturbator which is really. I’ve written a review and will share when live.

As I played with myself a bit before I could use this new toy a bit longer which was great as it sucks and vibrates so fantastically can get me there real quick but nice rot enjoy it longer before a massive orgasm.

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It’s a really nice feeling isn’t it, i love slapping against my hand and stomach it really feels nice against the computer desk.

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Hi @teacake = yes felt good slapping it against my belly semi soft and fully hard and with my hand. Haven’t tried or thought about a desk sounds good might try hitting it against our bathroom worktop!

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Mutual session watching each other yesterday afternoon

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Just love watching eachother plus a little helping hand is just great

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Although wife just agreed to watch me with my Tenga Egg tonight
I’ll let you know how it goes or cums lol

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It has been a while for the both of us so we’re making up for lost time.

Best one was when she woke me up and asked if she could sniff and lick my back while she masturbated. That was insanely hot.

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Last night. I had neglected to recharge either my pocket rocket or my flickering flower :disappointed:, and I used my love egg so much yesterday (2 hours morning, 2 hours afternoon, two hours evening) that I did in its batteries, so I used the nipple teaser set, first on both nipples, then one nipple and clit, and the non-vibrating rabbit vibrator as a dildo (I think I should probably try to remove the poorly placed rabbit ears if I’m going to keep doing that) for a while, then switched back to teaser on both nipple and fingers on clit, still with the rabbit dildo, to cum. Today I charged everything back up, so I am set for a while. Although I’m taking a 3 week online course starting today that will keep me pretty busy and probably interfere with my masturbation time. Unless the masturbation interferes with the course :laughing:

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I’m intrigued with this, had you just been working out? Is your back particularly fragranced?

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Very early this morning, I have been leaving my video camera out i thought it would be great to film myself doing a no hand masturbation, and thought it would be extremely sexy for me to orgasm into my ceral for that extra protein.
(you need the extra protein in this hot weather​:yum:)

I have no idea what the future mrs teacake will think of my breakfast routine
:joy:

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